Check, please!

When you desperately want to escape an awkward situation because its just like so cringe

Penitent: I don't know what do to. I've tried everything. This sin just controls my life and can't find hope anywhere.
Priest: Hmmmmmm.... check, please!!!!

by BriggsBriggs April 22, 2022

take one please

that note you see on candy bowls on halloween

it said "take one please!" but you know theres always that one kid who doesn't listen

by starry da great December 20, 2024

please

the word used to beg your mom for some money to trick her into giving it to you.

mom- you dont need any money
me- please mom

mom- uggg fine

by c0op3r January 17, 2022

Please vote for me

please vote for me
/plēz/
verb
1.
cause to feel happy and satisfied.

I need a dog please vote for me.

by Juan Juan dot com December 5, 2018

Nigga Please

Nigga Please kindof means like Really,Give me a break

white dude:I JUST GOT LAID
Black guy:nigga please
White dude:what nigga please?
Black dude:U CANT SAY THAT
White dude:EVERYONE CAN SAY NIGGA PLEASE
*Beats the shit out of the white dude*

by ThisNameIsCoolIMeanSpaceBoiiii May 8, 2017

No Macklemores Please

Winning because of all the wrong reasons.

Jeff-Hey Sally guess what Macklemore got nominated for Best Rap Album

Sally-How the hell did Macklemore get nominated for Best Rap Album in the Grammys?!? WTF he raps over pop beats!! The only reason he got nominated was because most of the people who voted dont even listen to hiphop but for some damn reason they think they can pick whose the best at hiphop...he good at pop tho No Macklemores Please....

Jeff-😳😳

James-Sally just went ham on your ass

by MysteriousForevs January 25, 2014

please to bye

wanting and end to a annoying / upsetting conversation or situation, involving two or more persons, in or around the same area...

citizen: clearly, legally parked on a street.

officer: be careful of the cone and put on your seatbelt...

citizen: frowns, please to bye!. does it look like car moving?!

by toogrownup March 13, 2025