The pen is mightier than the sword

Another way of saying that theres a lot of bullshit in history books to support the agendas of a group in power to make that group look more like a clear victor without any negative qualities, and make another group look like they met their downfall. In reality, questioning what the pen writes is enough to make you wonder if there are any winners at all with something like a war.

The pen is mightier than the sword is what the same people you need swords for in the first place tell you.

by Solid Mantis August 09, 2020

pen-demic

Mid gen-z pandemic of wax pen usage.

It took me 3 tries to spell usage because I’m a victim of the pen-demic

by Madzzzz817 June 08, 2024

gas and pens

vape pods and vape pens are sometimes referred to as gas and pens

Yo,hook me up with some gas and pens

by bitch im your daddy November 30, 2018

dap pen

When a fuckwit mispronounces dab pen

"yo bro can I hit the dap pen"
"it's dab pen you fucking melon"

by bigdogstevio June 07, 2024

lambda variant pen name

Lambda Variant Pen Name wants to keep their identity, gender & sexual preference hidden. Generally LVPN smokes a lot of THC at breakfast of citrus fruit. LVPN believes that a diet of mainly fruits is of the utmost benefit for one’s health, especially if one has Crohn’s.

They had a need to use a Lambda Variant Pen Name to disguise themselves’ !

by Lambda Variant December 31, 2022

pen merchant

A football player that only scores from penalty kicks, i.e. Pionel Pepsi

During the World Cup, Papa Infantino gave Lionel Messi 5 penalties and the dwarf managed to score four. He's such a pen merchant! No team in football history has ever been awarded five penalties in one world cup!

Vargentina, led by the renowned pen merchant Pessi, won the rigged World Cup of Qatar. This trophy will be remembered as one of the most shameful chapters of football history

by RationalFootballFan from Chile November 19, 2023

Pen It

physically crossing out an action or person.

Person 1: “Hey can you guys still come to mine tonight like we planned?”

person 2: “ Can’t tonight i’m busy”

person 3: “ Yeah can’t either seeing the girl”

person 1: “fuck sake just pen it”

by gushey muncher 2000 November 22, 2024