Pancake Jamboree

A large gathering of pancakes, sausage, eggs, and toast, usually taking place in South Western New Jersey.

I'll have the pancake jamboree please.

by Dr. Peter Hunglow MD January 20, 2010

pancake boner

when sleeping on your side, waking up with a rock steady, red hot morning boner and, rolling over onto your stomach, going back to sleep, sleeping on top of your boner, flattening it out like a pancake.

Sleeping on your boner is only good to do once in a while

Example #1:

Bill (to Steve): fuck me! I slept on my boner one too many times and I now have permanent pancake dick.
Steve:dude, you're only supposed to sleep on your morning boner every other day.

Bill: fuck!
Steve: it's perfect!you have a pancake dick, and your mom has a scrambled eggs pussy! and your dad has a french toast ass hole!
Bill: lets go and throw rocks and some geese!
Steve and Bill: (yelling together) Pancake Boner! Throwing Rocks at Geese!

by shiteater9000 April 15, 2010

pancake effect

the effect of reducing one to flatness after being squished.

Guy: "Dude, some alex bitch was creepin on me and i ran away, but she found me and jumped on me."

Girl: "Ew, atleast there wasnt the pancake effect."

Guy: "Do you see how flat i am right now......"

Girl: "Oh shit, the pancake effect is worse than i thought."

by xpathuntx January 07, 2010

sloppy pancake

Sloppy Pancakes or (Tortitas Desaliñadas) as some people refer to it as, is the act of violently blowing your load on a plate and adding ingredients such as strawberries, chocolate chips or whatever your heart desires, and tossing it in the oven at a temperature of 375 for 15 minutes. You know it is down when it has a sort of pancakey consistency. Whereafter, you shall apply a liberal amount of whipped toppings of your choice and serve. Best enjoyed with a cup of OJ.

Would you like a sloppy pancake with your eggs dear?

by BigDildo January 17, 2009

pancake ass

Does not apply to just women, many men have flat ass too. Have you seen the amount of them who have their belts under their ass? Insufficient buttocks to hold them up.

Keith has a pancake ass, his jeans fell down on stage and he tripped and fell over

by Avid WAS Fan April 12, 2009

Red Pancake

When a girl that has a blue waffle gets eaten out so much it gets raw and turns red

guy 1: i hear your new girlfriend hs a blue waffle
guy 2: not anymore i...we had sex and i turned it into a red pancake
guy 1: ohhhhh......thats nasty!

by facepainter21 May 17, 2010

pancake nipples

huge nipples that shock everyone that sees them

ben burvill has pancake nipples to the max

by kurt October 20, 2004