Bitch please

A phrase used when someone is talking absolute bullshit.

Person 1: “I kissed Miley Cyrus”
Person 2: “Bitch please”

by xX_Boss_Xx February 2, 2018

ese, please

Latino slang for 'Homie, please'.

Ese, please. Your ex's girl is que fea. You're too good for that vato.

by BabydollDame22 January 3, 2017

Pass the mustard please

When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy

Can you “pass the mustard please” hehehe
Pass the midget around the table

by Yahyheeet January 8, 2020

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by askkkkkkk January 9, 2020

do say please

when you want someone to do what they said

“do you wanna drink of water?”

“do say please”

by Smack, ON GOD April 8, 2020

Bitch please

Use this word when you want payback

Kanye said bitch please to kim kardashion

by Agclh123400 June 12, 2020

Sam please shut up

Yes u heard me

sam please shut up

Ur annoying

by Gofuckurdog August 5, 2020