Jack Friday

Jack Friday is the savior of our worlds. Some say he’s the only person that Chuck Norris fears. Once betrayed by one of his best friends he set out to achive justice, and nothing could stop him.

I love Chuck Norris, but Jack Friday just beats him in everything.

by Gnomesareimposters March 31, 2023

Foo Friday

In reference to a guranteed black out at the foo crib. Foo Friday offers guests the opportunity to become belligerently drunk and make terrible decisions!

Hey guess what tomorrow is? It’s foo Friday! Guess it’s time to black out.

by Foogway August 4, 2022

Friday moment

That moment on Friday when you suddenly realize it's Friday.

Joe: "Yo, can you come hang out tonight?"
Shmoe: "Naw, I have to go to bed soon so I can get up in the morning..."
Shmoe: "Oh wait, it's Friday! Fuck yeah!"
Joe: "Well you just had your Friday moment."

by opalhat August 22, 2014

Ranger Friday

Ranger Friday is a Friday for Rangers. Only absolute studs can participate in Ranger Friday. On Ranger Friday you can skip work and eat Panda Express. RLTW

Hey Nik, wanna go celebrate Ranger Friday at Panda?

by BugClappa September 29, 2023

Friday the 13th

The most amazing day of the year! And most likely when Jason Voorhees will murder you!

*Friday the 13th*
AHHHHHHHH ITS JASON!!!!!
*ded*

by Teagan the syrup goblin June 19, 2020

friday best

Attire you would wear to go out on a Friday (night). A stylish outfit with accessories that is not formal. Ideal for parties and clubs.

See you boys at the party tonight, be in your Friday best.

by NDC March 4, 2018

friday five

A blogging meme used to fill up space in someone's livejournal, personal website, xanga, etc...

Who the fuck actually bothers to read this shit anyway?

omg the friday five lolz
1. what is your favorite color?
2. how old are you?
3. What did you eat for breakfast?
4. what color was the last shit you took?
5. you are a fucking asshat? y/y?

by shake n bake !!!!111 August 7, 2006