Note: They are able to read perfectly fine. They are able to do everything perfectly fine, but understand different times of day and clocks.
def. a person who cannot tell the difference in certain times of day. They may sleep during the day and stay awake during the night, not because it's part of their job description or because they may presumably enjoy it, but because they do not know the time between night and day. This is why they may prefer sex in the morning instead of the night, as they do not know the difference between night and day. They do not know the difference between 10:05 and 5:10. They are completely out of it, which is why most time dyslexics are shunned from the world as they easily get lost.
def. a person who cannot tell the difference in certain times of day. They may sleep during the day and stay awake during the night, not because it's part of their job description or because they may presumably enjoy it, but because they do not know the time between night and day. This is why they may prefer sex in the morning instead of the night, as they do not know the difference between night and day. They do not know the difference between 10:05 and 5:10. They are completely out of it, which is why most time dyslexics are shunned from the world as they easily get lost.
The first season from the television show Full House. Joey forgot that Danny's mother was coming into town, proving that Joey was a "time dyslexic."
Danny: Mum, what are you doing here so early? Joey said you’ll be here at 5:12.
Claire: Try 12:05.
Joey: Guess you had to find out sooner or later. My name is Joey, and I’m a time dyslectic.
Danny: Mum, what are you doing here so early? Joey said you’ll be here at 5:12.
Claire: Try 12:05.
Joey: Guess you had to find out sooner or later. My name is Joey, and I’m a time dyslectic.
by emoticon1 November 29, 2011
Get the time dyslexicmug. by THZP February 8, 2018
Get the cabin timemug. Quality time that involves only cuddling
She love it when I give her some real cuddlety time.
Cuddlety time is vital to the success of every relationship.
I make sure there is space for cuddlety time in my busy day.
Cuddlety time is vital to the success of every relationship.
I make sure there is space for cuddlety time in my busy day.
by Socoa July 12, 2009
Get the cuddlety timemug. -“wasssup slime, the party goin crzy”
-“yessir, you know what time it is tho?”
-“it’s babadook time”😏
-“yessir, you know what time it is tho?”
-“it’s babadook time”😏
by AngeredMuffin February 9, 2020
Get the “It’s Babadook Time”mug. A term which has been formed by accident when a bar owner forgot to meet up with two guys for “boy pussy time” in VRChat.
Immediately after remembering his meeting, he stopped all conversations and shouted, “oh fuck its 12:05! BOY PUSSY TIME.”
This term can be used at any time zone at 12:05 (remember to stop at 12:06)
Immediately after remembering his meeting, he stopped all conversations and shouted, “oh fuck its 12:05! BOY PUSSY TIME.”
This term can be used at any time zone at 12:05 (remember to stop at 12:06)
by bittersweetfate July 15, 2021
Get the BUSSY TIMEmug. Man say! Its 12:00 p.m on a muthafuckin sunday hoe its Biscuit time! We out! Im tryna be outta' deree. (The time to get fucked up off your drug of choice, but usually a term meant to start drinking.
by Swxxt.t539bxtch May 21, 2017
Get the biscuit timemug. Man 1: "Don't owls stay up all night; so, does that mean that bird time is all the time!?"
Man 2: "Fuck..."
Man 2: "Fuck..."
by Ñoha January 14, 2020
Get the Bird Timemug.