When your spouse or friend annoyingly buddyf#@ks you.
Originated on a flight from San Jose, CA to Honolulu, HI where a guy named Gary let his TSA precheck expire so got separated from his wife going through security. Somehow Gary was able to board first and as he was about to sit, an older gentleman asked if he minded changing seats across the isle. He agreed and 5 minutes later his wife arrived and saw him in the wrong seat leaving her stuck in the window with two elderly physically challenged people while Gary sat next to a fine young whine girl across the isle. She loudly proclaimed from 5 rows ahead "so what, we're not sitting together on this 5 hour flight?" He innocently replied "no honey, I switched seats." As she squeezed passed the old people to get into her window seat, she loudly sighed "Thanks, Gary...".
Gary later asked if he would like her to switch back to which she replied with an ice cold "NO!" Gary was not going to have a great Hawaiian vacation.
Originated on a flight from San Jose, CA to Honolulu, HI where a guy named Gary let his TSA precheck expire so got separated from his wife going through security. Somehow Gary was able to board first and as he was about to sit, an older gentleman asked if he minded changing seats across the isle. He agreed and 5 minutes later his wife arrived and saw him in the wrong seat leaving her stuck in the window with two elderly physically challenged people while Gary sat next to a fine young whine girl across the isle. She loudly proclaimed from 5 rows ahead "so what, we're not sitting together on this 5 hour flight?" He innocently replied "no honey, I switched seats." As she squeezed passed the old people to get into her window seat, she loudly sighed "Thanks, Gary...".
Gary later asked if he would like her to switch back to which she replied with an ice cold "NO!" Gary was not going to have a great Hawaiian vacation.
I raced home to enjoy the last piece of cheesecake I'd been thinking about all day and when I looked it was gone. My wife had given it to the dog. Thanks Gary!...
by Lefty5string November 23, 2023
Get the Thanks Gary!mug. Hym "I'm thankful foooooooooooor... My shear existential superiority to all others... A level of world changing brilliance that no man (or woman) with ever surpass... That no one can escape death... That God was both stupid and arrogant enough to create the impetus for it's own destruction and brazen enough to slight me specifically that I may kill it myself... Ummm... Meat. Cows taste good... Anime and Video-games and television/cinema are really reality's only redeeming quality... So those too... Carbonated beverages... And coffee... Aaaaaand... The signed portal gun Dan is totally going to give me. BOTH SIGNATURES DAN! Uuuuummm... That is all."
by Hym Iam November 24, 2023
Get the Thankfulmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
Get the A Thank You To Go Fuck Yourself To You Thank Amug. A phrase used in most crappy modern mobile games, such as the following: Hyper Drift, Drive to Evolve, Hole.io, Agar.io among others. The word is used in a way like this: You finished a level of a game, and you earn cash. The game then suggests the player to watch an ad in order to double their cash, and under it, is a text that says "No Thanks". If you click the ad button, you watch an ad and get to double your earnings. If you however pick the opposite, you get to keep the winnings in their original amount. The phrase is way too overused and honestly, it ticks me off EVERY time it appears in some sort of a mobile game made by Voodoo, Playgendary, Boombit, Playrix, etc.
Watch a video/ad to double your earnings - No Thanks
Watch a video/ad to unlock (insert item here) - No Thanks
Watch a video/ad to unlock (insert item here) - No Thanks
by JanTheAnimatorOfficial August 8, 2022
Get the No Thanksmug. Thank is a swear commonly used in schools, business and even at home. Usually the word that goes after thank is you.
This is the ONLY swear that you can ever say in the public without getting scolded.
This is the ONLY swear that you can ever say in the public without getting scolded.
by The Hilarious Anonymous Guy March 6, 2023
Get the Thankmug. Originally, this is what people used to say after giving a long, nonprofit speech or lecture devoted to spreading ideas, usually in the form of powerful talks given at the main TED (technology, entertainment and design) annual event or one of its many satellite events around the world.
By 2015, This phrase then got broken down and used whenever people finished typing up an extensively long social media post.
Then, after like, 2018, this phrase got even more deteriorated (mainly by Gen Z or Gen X trying to sound like Gen Z) to the point that people now say it after saying a sentence, or, even worse, a sentence fragment because they think they’re being funny.
By 2015, This phrase then got broken down and used whenever people finished typing up an extensively long social media post.
Then, after like, 2018, this phrase got even more deteriorated (mainly by Gen Z or Gen X trying to sound like Gen Z) to the point that people now say it after saying a sentence, or, even worse, a sentence fragment because they think they’re being funny.
My boss kinda pisses me off. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk LOL I’m hilarious, time to go on social media for the next 7 hours.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023
Get the Thanks for coming to my TED Talkmug. by 1234howmanypeopleareinmystore February 27, 2019
Get the thAnk yOumug.