The fucked up place where teachers rot your brain with Algebra, Science and all the other classes that make you gag.
T: Remember to memorize page one through one hundred in your school textbook!
S: there goes another brain cell
S: there goes another brain cell
by Mr.Cookiez64 January 21, 2015
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school ;the place where dreams die
person 1) hey dude where are you going?
person 2) *coughs* hell *coughs*
person 1) ...school?
person 2) ...
person 1) ... same
person 1) hey dude where are you going?
person 2) *coughs* hell *coughs*
person 1) ...school?
person 2) ...
person 1) ... same
by kayakthefish September 7, 2016
Get the school mug.A torture facility designed to break kids faith and trust in life by mentally wearing down on them with the most useless of information. School was originally designed for good, back in the Greek age of Philosophy however modern schools tend to be the opposite. Modern school is the equivalent of legal slavery which forces anyone over the age of 6 to spend meaningless hours learning nonessential stuff such as how to write a proper argumentative essay. It actually does the opposite of what it was meant to and encourages failure, discrimination as well as poverty. Most schools only exist to be there with the exception of some teachers who actually take their job seriously and the minority of students who can actually find interest in learning instead of just getting free food or seeing people.
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A place where you go to take notes on a piece of paper, in which then you are given another piece of paper you have to fill out called “homework.” after that, you will be given yet another piece of paper to fill out called an “exam.” After repeating that for 12 years, you fill out thousands of pieces of paper only to be given yet another piece of paper called a “diploma.”
If you decide to go to college, you will be repeatedly be given the same pieces of paper to fill out for yet another four years, along with yet another piece of paper called “student loan debt.”
If you decide to go to college, you will be repeatedly be given the same pieces of paper to fill out for yet another four years, along with yet another piece of paper called “student loan debt.”
(After graduation)
Boss: Aight, I need you to build me a bridge
Graduate: ohh, you mean on a piece of paper?
Boss: Dafuq, no, I mean an actual bridge that people can walk on.
Graduate: ahh I see, (folds a couple of pieces of paper together in a row) Tadaa!!!
Boss: omg, you’re fired.
Graduate: What?? Then how the hell am I gonna pay for my 60,000$ debt?
Boss: Idk, if school giving you all of those pieces of paper made you so smart, then you should be able to figure it out.
Boss: Aight, I need you to build me a bridge
Graduate: ohh, you mean on a piece of paper?
Boss: Dafuq, no, I mean an actual bridge that people can walk on.
Graduate: ahh I see, (folds a couple of pieces of paper together in a row) Tadaa!!!
Boss: omg, you’re fired.
Graduate: What?? Then how the hell am I gonna pay for my 60,000$ debt?
Boss: Idk, if school giving you all of those pieces of paper made you so smart, then you should be able to figure it out.
by Boss 7067 January 30, 2022
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