The King vs. Eli Show

A place where the craziest, coolest, most fucked up motherfuckers come to hash out real life shit! King is a motherfucking unicorn and Eli likes the D! It's the best place to be! We're all pretty bombass!

I used to talk to people through text, now The King vs. Eli Show is where I go; those motherfuckers are crazy!

by EliLikesTheD September 12, 2014

Eli Pee Lie

He is the best drag queen in town. his booty is bigger then cim kardashiuan. He is swagging yeah

Eli Pee Lie is retarded

by EliPeeLie February 5, 2021

Eli

Eli is a great guy who never forgets his girl just like me.He's always caring about me and will never dump me.He loves me so much and he loves me with all his heart.

Hey there's Eli's girlfriend.She's so lucky to have a guy like him.

by Tomorrow's gal friend December 15, 2021

Eli

Mind yo business. Tf.

“Wow is that Eli?”
“Mind yo business, tf?”

by Dicktionaryman November 23, 2021

ELI

Verb:

The action of doing something unexpected, abrupt, and slightly weird (because people named ELI (C.) act in such a way)

Adjective: Somebody who is cast as a weird, abrupt, and unpredictable person

John acts like such an Eli when he shouts out scooby-doo noises in the middle of math class.

by Is Eli? (C.) June 7, 2023

Eli

That night is fuckable , largest dick in the room. If u know a eli hit that nigga up to fuck

Oh my god eli

by Cripp November 22, 2021

Eli

Eli is a bozo, and very emo but he’s one of the people that you’ll never regret meeeting. He’s funny and also tall.

Eli is ur mom

by Urmomdotdotcomm November 8, 2021