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no netflix

your here because the God damn school blocks everything fun at school.
"no netflix? This school is sh**."
no netflix by Nut.large October 27, 2020

Food Netflix 

A synonym for your refrigerator/other compartments for your food. Here the word 'Netflix' is used as a 'collection' of something, based on the similarities between when you're just browsing your Netflix without necessarily picking anything (because you were bored) versus when you're browsing your fridge as you're looking for something to eat or just for the sake of browsing at it (maybe to cool off).
... as you browsed your Food Netflix ...
Food Netflix by drfire November 1, 2020

The Netflix cruise

When you scroll through Netflix menu for about 30 minutes and then end up on the first thing you saw.
"hey babe can we get off the Netflix cruise" "sure thing pudding" ..... Puts on shrek.
The Netflix cruise by Bigjimmy987 December 22, 2020

Orange Netflix

the hub
Dude! Did you hear Josh was caught watching Orange Netflix in class?
Orange Netflix by ArsonLand July 19, 2022

Law of Netflix 

(noun) The principle that parental units, small children, or people you care deeply about WILL walk in during THE ONLY sex scene in the movie you are watching. Law applies regardless of movie streaming service.
*Two people kissing on screen. One has pantyhose on their head*

Younger Brother: What. Are you...

Me: ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. Goddamn you law of netflix...

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*Watching Doctor Who. Dad walks in.*

Dad: Alright, lets figure out why you like this show so much.

*Le one shirtless scene EVER*

want to netflix and chill

code for having sex
hey do you want to Netflix and chill