Mash Nap

Where on masturbates then naps immediately after.

Alex took herself to her bedroom for a quick mash nap.

by Somewhere soon March 27, 2022

Snake nap

A nap after eating a large meal. Like the postprandial rest/digest phase after a snake ingests a large meal.

"That burger was epic, I'm going to need a snake nap after finishing it".

by RLJ86 July 13, 2021

Sass nap

After you've taken a nap and you're more sassy and more prone to bitchness than you were before the nap.

Becky: Ashley turn down your shitty music!!! If everyone wanted to listen we would have asked!!
Ashley: Omg Becky, wtf with the sass nap!

by CurlySue52 May 14, 2016

fear nap

The overwhelming sense of fatigue and required shut down for sleep brought by intense periods of stress.

Did you see that kid? He was so scared he went into a fear nap.

by angrybovine November 12, 2011

Sixty-Nap

When you and your significant other daze in and out of a nap with some nice 69 action in between.

That was a nice sixty-nap! I am well rested and satisfied !

by Jmhndrxz October 11, 2015

Sideburn Nap

When a person who posses large sideburns (Like Wolverine from X-Men) can use their sideburns like a pillow and sleep anywhere.

Phillip: " We're gonna be late! Where's Jimmy?"

Mike: "He's taking a sideburn nap on that bench over there"

Phillip "WTF!"

by SnoopNubbyNub February 17, 2010

Michalek Nap

Napping in the middle of the day, at a 90 degree angle with your hands on your chest. You feel like your body is levitating on a body of water.

Yo Deniz I am about to go take my Michalek nap

by thebeast22432 January 24, 2020