Michael

short, but thick penis

You have Michael!!; means you have small dick

by ddakkuli89 October 31, 2017

Michael

Michael is a tall bean pole. He is skinnier than a toothpick. He tries to be cool but when he is on a bus things get good. His mom pays people to be his friend. He really has no friends. He likes guys and tries to cover it up. He does some very stupid things and denies it. He thinks he is very strong and he thinks he is not skinny but don’t listen to anything he says. If you ask someone their name and they say michael, just walk away, and that is it.

Are you kidding me?!?! You really Michaeled things up.

by Awaytincan6966 October 23, 2019

michael

the reincarnation of George Lopez (a.k.a. George Lopez II)

Person #1: That fucking Michael kid is a real comedian

Person #2: I know he's a real George Lopez

by ppheadman69 May 14, 2018

Michael

An American name given to obnoxious people at birth.

This baby's cry is extra loud and obnoxious. You should probably name it Michael.

by TheWombler November 10, 2018

Michael

The skinny asian b0y who is fucking autistic and claims to have a fake ass girlfriend. He also plays fortnite all fucking day long.

Michael: Hey mate, wanna play fornite
Big nigga: fuck off u asian cunt. I aint gay u fuckboi

by Pseudonym lmao May 31, 2018

Michael

A person with a very lazy eye and kinda gay

dang Michael has a very lazy eye

by Trayj234 April 18, 2017

Michael

A rude boy who makes you feel bad about yourself. His main goal in life is to make others cry. He uses black mail a lot. He thinks he's funny. He's rude and awful and makes girls run upstairs and cry in the bathroom.

Ya Michael made Jessica cry, did you here?

by Shjsoanebdidod May 27, 2017