Dog critical mass

Where a dog is so stressed it will implode.

My dog is reaching Dog critical mass take cover!!

by FortunatelyIamhere January 27, 2021

Mass Stabbing

Since the news freaks won't do it... I WILL!

Hym "There was a mass stabbing recently. 10 people injured. I haven't really been following it since it happened... Buuuut... NEITHER HAVE THE INTERNET NEWS FREAKS! That's weird isn't it? A little strange, you think? Why aren't the news freaks covering it? Well, they don't want to ban knifes, do they? They can't uses the story as evidence for the validity or necessity of their brand politics! So why would they report on it? I don't know what the final death toll is but you don't need me for that. You can just google it. But it's important to remember (when committing a mass stabbing) to use a serrated knife. As it makes the lacerations harder to stitch back together. Using the proper tool is important to maximizing your kill potential."

by Hym Iam November 25, 2024

Mass pass

When you are fat/overweight you have a right to make fat or weight jokes (respectfully)

"damn bro you big as hell"
"Should you say that"

"Nah it's chill he's got the mass pass"

by Waaaaaah waluigi! February 24, 2022

Mass Surveillance

When that guy who is watching you through your camera from the van parked outside your bedroom is waiting to diddle you, but everything is made in China and the facial recognition on your end reports you to the government for stalking him.

"I got the password to a girl's computer who I met online and copied all her messages, then realized I can do this with all women. So now I operate an Analytics business and sell the data about their liquor and credit card purchases, what they wear, and who they are with to their exes and the nanny government and their good ol' mass surveillance."

by Anna-Lisa Malone February 12, 2020

weapon of mass destruction

big ass weapons that destroy other people or things with one blow and could leave big after affects

That is a big ass WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION that could basically nuke the fucking world!

by lolgangster16 November 19, 2019

mass knuckle

Moose knuckle or camel toe, but in the back. As if someone was wearing spandex and hiding two bagels between their legs just Nader the grundle.

“Oh man, this woman flossed a wicked mass knuckle yesterday at the swap meet.”

by Jamal Y’all October 1, 2023

mass shooter syndrome

It happens to silent and quiet people when they encounter a situation and they get irritated inside.

John: she kept asking stupid questions in the meeting and I had this Mass shooter syndrome and couldnt tell her to shut up.

by Samooooooo July 26, 2023