Instant Mash

Smash. Have sex with.

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Tonight can end in two ways; instant clash or instant mash.
by Thomas Harold Watson December 20, 2015
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Drop Mashing

When an overweight girl stands with her bare booty region over a man and drops down so that her boots smacks his face and makes the sound of mash potatoes being flung at a person's face.
When Rita was drop mashing her boyfriend her ass smacked his face so hard I thought they were throwing mash potatoes at the wall.
by K.T.rees May 14, 2022
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Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.
Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.
by Licensed_Nerd January 13, 2022
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Backwards Mashed Potatoes

The art of ejaculating inside of someone and proceeding to shit inside of them (preferably wetly). The colors are reversed.
by NapoleonD December 29, 2023
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Goat Mash

A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.
We Goat Mashed the other team in gears of war 2
by pureownage54 December 17, 2008
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A codeword for homosexual men, dating back to the 80s and part of the early 90s. If a man wanted to signal to other homosexuals in a restaurant, he would specifically order a turkey dinner with mashed potatoes and turkey gravy on the side. Then afterwards said homosexual would head out to the nearest secluded area, usually a wooded enviroment.
Jim just ordered the Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy on the side, he must be looking for a hookup in the woods.
by FedUpLineCook August 23, 2019
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mashed potatoe

When you hurt a potato so bad he needs gravy
Dude i hurt that retard so bad he had mashed potatoe
by u fat sao February 22, 2015
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