Malik

He smells like shit, he is kinda or actually a full horse. he’s horny all the time & doesn’t know if he’s “straight”. He can sleep standing up, they have exceptional vision with almost 360-degree field of view, he can't breathe through their mouth, he have lightning-fast reflexes, foals can walk and run within, he also a herbivorous, have excellent memories, he is social with other animals, he have a unique digestive system, and can't burp. He hangs around burger and fries. Oh did I forget he’s shitty?

Hey do you know Malik is?
“The horse??”

by Someone that hates Malik April 26, 2025

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Malik

Lexi’s one and only lover boy and the undisputed king of Critical Ops—no debate, no competition, just Malik. Aim assist? Nah, he’s just HIM.

He’s the best in the game—that’s not cap, that’s law.
Even while being Lexi’s full-time daddy, personal simp, and midnight FaceTime star, he still carries harder than entire scene in NA and EU.

Lexi’s man. Your team’s nightmare. The KD killer.
Certified problem on and off the map.

Malik is the best eboy on Lexi’s roster

by pickleboy123 April 29, 2025

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Maliki

He is gay, need i say more?

Hey do you know maliki? Yeah, he's gay.

by Ho_Is_This? May 19, 2025

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Maikamaxxing

When someone you know makes a bad decision and insists on it, but they’re too nice to be that stubborn, but still insist.
Or when they take the most amount of time to do the least amount of work, yet somehow do well regardless.

Person 1: oh god this is so much work
Person 2: you’re making it more work than it is, quit Maikamaxxing..

by literallyTK June 26, 2025

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