my wife took custody of both my kids. she filed a restraining order against me. the judge granted her a restriction order to protect her from further "hArrasSment". now i am not allowed within 100 meters of her and my kids due to the restraining order. lobster.
by iamnotanalchoholic April 7, 2025
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1.) Crack Cocaine. Specifically, crack cocaine lovingly inserted into a lobster for smuggling purposes out of Florida. See Florida Lobster Fishing.
2.) Song by the B52s.
3.) Bar in Broad Ripple, IN.
2.) Song by the B52s.
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by Rythmicjea August 22, 2020
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"Looks like the lobster governor's lunch is fully sponsored by that fast food company"
"Wonder how much he got paid for that - He's holding that fast food bag brand forward-facing like its a commercial, what a lobster."
"Wonder how much he got paid for that - He's holding that fast food bag brand forward-facing like its a commercial, what a lobster."
by OdinMjolnir August 8, 2020
Get the Lobster mug.Any officer of the court, judge, lawyer, politician, public official, or salaried government employee whether the position is held in federal, state, town, or village capacity accepting payments and agreements from lobbyists, endorsing a publicly owned or private corporation or business' product, service, or influencer marketing initiative, or pandering to the voting base. This pandering or endorsement whether compensated publicly or privately can be made through brand endorsement. Brand endorsement considered any action of obvious visual product inclusion through social media marketing content, television appearance, literary and auditorial statements provided through means of written or verbal commentary by first or third parties.
"Looks like the lobster governor's lunch is fully sponsored by that fast food company"
"Wonder how much he got paid for that - He's holding that fast food bag brand forward-facing like its a commercial, what a lobster."
"Wonder how much he got paid for that - He's holding that fast food bag brand forward-facing like its a commercial, what a lobster."
by OdinMjolnir August 8, 2020
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Yeah, and it is about to rain too!
Figures. Damn pond lobsters...
Yeah, and it is about to rain too!
Figures. Damn pond lobsters...
by DSFish March 16, 2022
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