allow us to acquire this loaf

let's get this bread

Person 1: Bruh I'm so sick of being broke. :/
Person 2: My fair maiden, allow us to acquire this loaf
Person 1: WTF is wrong with you

by How To Be Ignorant 101 October 8, 2019

Caca loaf

The name given to a shitty painting contractor named Carlos who sits in the corner watching his workers do everything while ripping them off for money

Caca loaf is a piece of shit

by BRBetz May 13, 2023

Loaf

Loaf is a synonym for bread,paper,cheese,stacks,racks,spiff,cash,money,greenbacks, dead presidents,etc..

As Russel Westbrook made the game winning shot in the last few seconds he whispered under his breath "loaf" because he knew his shot was on the money.

by Tear Drop Drop Top April 5, 2017

Loaf

Someone who does stuff just to make girls laugh or just to look cool in front of girls

Caleb is such a loaf he kept making fun of Carson in front of the table of freshman girls.

by NotLoafin August 25, 2022

Loaf

Loaf is one of the greatest individuals you will come across on the planet. Despite common misunderstandings, Loaf is a smart, calculating, gorgeous, breath taking, funny, brilliant, loyal individual. You can count on them to stand by your side through thick or thin(Unless you call them 'bread' in which case write out your own eulogy right now). They may come off as annoying or attention seeking but in reality they're just trying to keep you distracted from the rough reality and keep you happy. Truly, a one of a kind friend and companion, they're the type of person you wouldn't want to lose. They're a 10/10 and goddamn, give them a hug cause they need it.

Loaf is the greatest human being on Earth. They're so handsome. I wish I were loaf.

by Amphibaena November 23, 2021

loaf

A common resting pose for felines, usually associated with housecats. To assume the position, the cat must tuck their arms and legs under their body, resting on their wrists, then either tuck their tail under themselves as well, or simply wrap it around themselves. The final form is a shape and size that (depending on the species) can be likened to a loaf of bread, hence the name.

While other animals can do this like cats can, the term 'loaf' is almost always used for cats alone, likely due to most animals having unideal body proportions to loaf properly (like giraffes).

The word 'loaf' can also be used as a verb, as in 'loafing,' and as the opposite to that verb, 'unloafing.'

Whenever my cat is a loaf, I sometimes confuse him with an actual loaf of bread.

I love it when my cat loafs on me and starts purring.

by Goofy-Guy September 7, 2022

Loaf edit

Verb: To close off the anus sphincter while defecating. To cut short. To interrupt.
Noun: Something that causes a person to suddenly clench their anal sphincter.

Verb: "I was in a hurry while taking a dump this morning and needed to loaf edit before I was completely done."

Verb: "Please don't loaf edit me while I am talking sh1t!"
Noun: "That news article was a real loaf edit, as I couldn't help but clench while I was reading."

by Visitor2YourCity March 21, 2025