Lincoln Park Highschool

A high school located at Chicago in the Lincoln Park neighborhood, is home to the Lincoln Park Lions. While being located at one of the richest neighborhoods in all of Illinois, the school absolutely looks outdated and old fashioned, most of the classrooms don’t even have promethean boards, and tue portion sizes of the school lunches are shit. Literally the most you will have is 8 chicken nuggets (usually you will get 6). Most of the school lunches’ budget goes to their package bags and not to their food. The school is pretty mixed to many types of groups and students. While it’s prohibited for freshmen to have off campus lunch, many freshmen do so anyways (usually goes to nearby subway, 7-11, or target). The bathrooms are filthy as all public bathrooms usually are. The school is located right next to oz park where some of the school hang out in.

Honestly, LP is not too outrageous or extra ordinary. It’s a simple highschool with a shitty football team that sucks dog balls. 0-80 game , it’s so horrible…

Lincoln Park Highschool’s football team is so hot garbage.

by Phuc Yuu November 2, 2021

Lincolned

When someone is assassinated while distracted by any form of entertainment.

News reporter: Last week a Carolina man was lincolned in his own home while watching Nascar

by ShrimpBBQ November 15, 2022

Soggy lincoln

When you're hitting from behind and when you finish you nut in the back of her head.

Last night was a mess! I had did a soggy lincoln and didn't have a towel!

by ShaqHoldingASodaCan December 22, 2021

Lincoln

A bug eyed little rat, that like to talk shit and say "your mom" and shit like that.

Y'know lincoln? god i hate that kid.

by Condom flipper licker November 10, 2020

Pulling a Lincoln

Waiting for your loved one to sit down on the couch and watch TV, then releasing a "shot" into the back if their head.

Gerald: WHERE YOU JUST PULLING A LINCOLN
Twat: Yes

by MeWhenICumOnStacy May 10, 2022

Lincoln dese nuts

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Lincoln dese nuts is gay

by Claptrap sucks November 3, 2020

Lincoln

When you first meet him, he will steal your heart. Athletic, tan, tall, strong, very self determined and competitive but in a good way. Loves to challenge himself. Is a sweet and smart boy, but can be so dumb sometimes. Needs guidance but does not like to hear he is doing anything wrong. Not a very good listener, a little rebellious and mysterious. Kind of a player, not a very reliable friend to all. Heart breaker but you end up loving him as a friend.

Lincoln needs to be smarter!

by hollaatme April 18, 2020