The process of getting a shiny new Teaspoon from John Lewis and using it to extract someone's eyeball then having intercourse with the empty socket
by 969-696 February 16, 2024
The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"
Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"
Or
Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"
Person 2 "EEEEEK"
Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"
Or
Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"
Person 2 "EEEEEK"
by 969-696 February 19, 2024
Bradley is one of the boys who pretend he’s not cheating and thinks he’s all that but he is actually a pussy and won’t do shit. And he uses girls for there body and cheats on them. He says he won’t cheat but he does he sucks in his belly in his photos and will send u what’s supposed to be ab pics. 😂 he will cheat on u with someone called Zara or Jasmine- from experience and don’t forget about BETH he will also call ur cousins fit whilst ur dating and he will always reply with k. He kisses other girls and hugs them and speaks to them but he won’t do anything to u he won’t even speak to you.
Bradley lewis is a cheater
by Unknown_user1234 April 07, 2022
One of the nicest, sweetest, funniest girl I know. She’s smart and loves the things I love. Very passionate about there hobbies. Very, very gorgeous gorgeous. She sorta smells like gummy worms and perfume. Honest to the core and heartwarming. Very funny and has great tastes in music and anime. Great cosplays. 10/10 looks, 10/10 personality, 10/10. <33
Person 1: Hey who’s that cute girl down the hall?
Person 2: That’s Sydney Lewis, duh
Person 1: Oh yeah, my bad.
Person 2: That’s Sydney Lewis, duh
Person 1: Oh yeah, my bad.
by Fr0gJu1c3_ July 02, 2021
by lewis3i May 28, 2020
or poophole (n.) A legal loophole where a girl uses a strap-on to peg you for your anal pleasure. It's not considered gay because it's with a girl.
by Facenub December 07, 2024
The most beautiful person you will ever meet. She will brighten up your day and will always be there for you. She may actually disabled sometimes but is actually not.dont get her annoyed or you'll rlly be in for it
Girl 1:Oh my Eleanor Lewis is so pretty but is has she got something wrong with her
Girl 2: no she just like that but you've got to love it
Girl 1: yeah she is rlly the best
Girl 2: no she just like that but you've got to love it
Girl 1: yeah she is rlly the best
by That grll elle December 09, 2023