When I’m anticipation of your annual trip to Maine, your sister dreams of riding a giant lobster like a rodeo cowgirl.
by BillyBSevenOne June 22, 2023
The army of lobster fanatics that make their home in a Discord server. Led by the Lobster Lady, moderated by Centurions and the Legionnaires making up the members.
Join us. Join us. Join us. Become a Legionnaire today, and fight for our marine cause.
Join us. Join us. Join us. Become a Legionnaire today, and fight for our marine cause.
Lobster Lady: Welcome to the Lobster Legion, new Legionnaire!
Legionnaire: Thank you, I will now become a lobster.
Legionnaire: Thank you, I will now become a lobster.
by Lobster Lady March 06, 2023
Giving two girls ‘two in the pink one in the stink’ (one with each hand) whilst getting an vigorous blow job from another female.
by Mcaodudr December 15, 2018
Daniel - " take off your panties "
Samantha - * takes of panties *
Daniel -" oh fuck! You have ' lobster pussy '! "
Samantha - * takes of panties *
Daniel -" oh fuck! You have ' lobster pussy '! "
by Dragyourballsonmyface101 May 04, 2017
Did you hear Billy’s going to prison? Yeah man, he’ll be getting that Omaha Lobster before he knows it.
by Hampster66 January 22, 2020
Lobster man is ? years old, born on the 20th of june. Streetys star sign is a gemini. His wardrobe consists of multiple coloured basic sweatshirts and the worst shoes you have ever seen. He is never seen without his watch. Back in 2009, lobster man was a great orange bodybuilder! He attended Mater Dei College for highschool and Edith Cowan University. Whilst in college he worked at bunnings and enjoyed ‘getting them gains’ in his spare time. He has a strong hatred for english and old saggy people,he failed year 12 english!
On the 10th of march 2016 at 8:10pm he gave a 5 star review to ‘Stubble Barbershop’, commenting “Good cuts and quality banter as always! Fortnightly go to.”
Alex has been Married to Jade since the 12th of October 2019, they have been in a relationship since the 9th of september 2014! Jade joined Facebook in june, 2008.
Mr Street graduated from Edith Cowan University in 2013!
Chris is Streetys friend of atleast 12 years, He works for the fire and emergency services and lives in Scarborough. His sister writes songs and wrote a “10/10 banger” in 2017. In 2019 he gave a 5 star review to Pita-Pit saying they “have nice sandwiches”. He is in debt to Streety by 1 burrito.
Streety has strong opinions on many things, “hate the old saggy people that run with their shirts off in joondalup”.
he is the best maths teacher ever. argue with the wall
On the 10th of march 2016 at 8:10pm he gave a 5 star review to ‘Stubble Barbershop’, commenting “Good cuts and quality banter as always! Fortnightly go to.”
Alex has been Married to Jade since the 12th of October 2019, they have been in a relationship since the 9th of september 2014! Jade joined Facebook in june, 2008.
Mr Street graduated from Edith Cowan University in 2013!
Chris is Streetys friend of atleast 12 years, He works for the fire and emergency services and lives in Scarborough. His sister writes songs and wrote a “10/10 banger” in 2017. In 2019 he gave a 5 star review to Pita-Pit saying they “have nice sandwiches”. He is in debt to Streety by 1 burrito.
Streety has strong opinions on many things, “hate the old saggy people that run with their shirts off in joondalup”.
he is the best maths teacher ever. argue with the wall
by lobsters4life May 22, 2022
A popular casino game, known for being the favoured place for the wealthy elderly who have nothing better to do then drop $36,000 into the machine and spin it all away instead of helping the less fortunate in the world.
Grandpa, stop dumping your life savings into Lobster Mania and pay for your great grandson Billy's college tuition.
by Tatsuyamoon January 11, 2022