Kevin

Kevin is a dumbass gay motherfucker that only fucks a guy named Doug with a hairy chode

Doug come fuck me with your hairy chode Kevin

by Asseaterrrrr June 16, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is the best person to talk to about Harry potter. He has an obsession. He always uses it with his teaching. He is a teacher with an odd sense of humor. He believes in himself and gas no shame in sharing his life with his classes. Kevin also never worries about being wrong because in his eyes he's always right. This little beaver is an odd fellow, but you might warm up to him.

I wonder if kevin is a huffle puff or ravebclaw.

by Kevin haters!!! May 18, 2020

Kevin

Their parents hate them and they probably have no friends

FUCK YOU KEVIN THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!

by Sneakygecko55YT May 2, 2020

Kevin

Every one loves this kid he is great. At sports better than his friends at everything and jd is faster than him though

Oh he is super cool must be a kevin

by Don’t worry my dads a doctor May 14, 2019

Kevin

A rando noob who shows up in a coop game of WWZ.

Kevin god damn it keep up you noob.

by N8zR0 April 24, 2019

Kevin

Unbelievably retarded

Kevin is unbelievably retarded

by Kevbechillin January 19, 2020

Kevin

Noun: Obtuse, financially well-off person, often a trust-fund baby, who doesn't understand money, budgeting or poverty and annoyingly suggests things that are out of budget to others.

OMG!! Can you lay off suggesting I take Uber everywhere??? You're such a Kevin; I told you I'm broke.

Could you be any more of a Kevin??? I told you for the zillionth time, I can't go clubbing . I'm scrounging for shrapnel in the couch just to get a 59 cent burger at Mickey D's.

Just because your daddy pays for everything, doesn't mean you have to be such a Kevin. I've already told you, I can't afford to go to Baja on spring break. My job pays so low that I got less dough than a pizza hut in my bank account.

by Surf Diva December 19, 2017