Julian is a sexy ass kid with really dark hair and all the ladies love him Julian is also a quandillionare and will spoil you he is also very good at skateboarding and sex with a 2 feet penis, he is known as the TOP-G.
by not juliantheposer on insta July 14, 2022

by a/M July 21, 2016

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Julian has a sense of humour that can guide one through the day with an easy smile and laugh. Though it's important to mention that scientists aren't quite sure if that effect of guiding doesn't actually stem from his outshining personality. He's a competition to the sun in how he brightens the world or maybe it's not a competition and rather a kinship he shares with the sun, summer and sweet june. If it wasn't for his cool-headedness, which makes him a formidable partner in crime and life, facts would speak for him as a cause of global warming. The cool-headedness though makes him a rather balanced factor in the addition, in fact he might rather have a tendency to taking away from the heat - at least he has that effect on heated debates. If you ever need a cool-down, who would have thought a relative of sun, summer and june would be the one to go to? All in all he can be compared to a cooling warm and shiny summer rain - my favourite weather and for a good reason also the favourite of many others. I want it to summer rain forever!
Julian has a sense of humour that can guide one through the day with an easy smile and laugh. Though it's important to mention that scientists aren't quite sure if that effect of guiding doesn't actually stem from his outshining personality. He's a competition to the sun in how he brightens the world or maybe it's not a competition and rather a kinship he shares with the sun, summer and sweet june. If it wasn't for his cool-headedness, which makes him a formidable partner in crime and life, facts would speak for him as a cause of global warming. The cool-headedness though makes him a rather balanced factor in the addition, in fact he might rather have a tendency to taking away from the heat - at least he has that effect on heated debates. If you ever need a cool-down, who would have thought a relative of sun, summer and june would be the one to go to? All in all he can be compared to a cooling warm and shiny summer rain - my favourite weather and for a good reason also the favourite of many others. I want it to summer rain forever!
weather reporter: "The temperatures are further raising as the week continues but there's going to be some rainy days in Nuremberg. The summer rain is brought by the low pressure area Julian."
by MeMyselfandGollum February 9, 2022

Goes to meetings every time he can. Cannot shoot threes or game winning opportunities. Will be silent if he doesn’t want to answer your question. If you ask where you going he replies don’t worry about it.
Why is he being a julian right now.
by ASAProb February 29, 2020

by JuliansAdmirer May 9, 2020

they are the most awfull person youre ever going to meet. being around them makes you loose braincells. its a 50/50 prosent chance that the julian you meet is an acctual piece of shit. waste of space. His mother even regretted giving birth to him. although the other 50 prosent of julians in the world really arent that bad.
by OfficialJulianHater October 15, 2022
