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Juan Miguel

Juan Miguel is an amazing person, he does everything great. He is a unique person that everyone wants to meet and follow. He is nice, funny, attentive and we could consider him almost a God. You can trust him with anything as he will solve all your problems without blinking. He may be the most perfect person there is and everyone knows it. Sometimes he is a bit cocky.
Girl A: OMG who is that guy, it's perfect!
Girl B: He is the most incredible person i've ever seen.
Boy A: For sure he is a Juan Miguel, he is a God.
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If you name Pilar send nudes to Juan
Juan = Dick of a horse
by Pepito grillo November 22, 2021
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Pretty sus kid, shitty ass jungler and half bird. If you get distracted, he will probably flirt with your girl. Name stands for being hardstuck in LoL. More than 1k games and still gold. If you ever meet one, better to not to be his friend. He has shitty luck and he spreads it. He’s probably sucking dick rn.
Improve your macro game or you will become a Juan.
by HalfBirdBoy November 22, 2021
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Has a whale cock! Fucking hot. He has MASSIVE BALLS! His cock is like a dragon. Sexy Beast.
Oh shit it’s Juan, the guy who has a whale cock and MASSIVE BALLS
by Whale cock and massive balls November 22, 2021
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Likes to have some nuaghty fun time with black guys
Juan
by I forgot 22 November 22, 2021
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Juan Domingo

Juan Domingo es cabraso
by Legpierna November 22, 2021
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Juan David

Juan David is a guy who attracts many girls for his personality. He only loves one though, and he chooses to deny it.
by pizzaaaaasssssss November 22, 2021
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