verb; to Jim Jordan someone
Jim Jordan is an insider slang of high school athletic coaches. It means to anally penetrate someone underage on the team.
It's mostly applied to the most handsome members of the team.
Jim Jordan is an insider slang of high school athletic coaches. It means to anally penetrate someone underage on the team.
It's mostly applied to the most handsome members of the team.
Coach #1: Kevin is just amazing. He saved the entire fucking team.
Coach #2: Fuck yeah bro. I'm gonna Jim Jordan his cute little ass.
Coach #2: Fuck yeah bro. I'm gonna Jim Jordan his cute little ass.
by Johnronjohnson January 24, 2022
Get the Jim Jordanmug. 
by penis in ur face June 11, 2019
Get the Jordan and Jacobmug. A sexually aroused gay transgender jewish ginger with black skin who is sitting in a wheelchair with a swastika tattoo over his three nipples that spreads peanut butter on his dogs balls
guy 1: What the fuck is that guy doing to his dog?
guy 2: Oh thats just sam jordan, this is what he does.
guy 2: Oh thats just sam jordan, this is what he does.
by BB_JinkyWits November 25, 2019
Get the sam jordanmug. The 23rd and best year of your life. Named in reference to Michael Jordan, superhero basketball player, whose jersey number is 23.
I spent my Jordan year feeding starving children, writing the great American novel, drinking with my besties, and getting laid 1000 times.
by e-dubs, okayyy March 29, 2010
Get the jordan yearmug. The softest boy to ever exist.
A main character in the The 100 series. He's played by Devon Bostick.
A main character in the The 100 series. He's played by Devon Bostick.
by okjaa September 26, 2018
Get the jasper jordanmug. 