Michael Jordan

God in a pair of Nikes

by Johnny Cockface September 29, 2003

sam jordan

A sexually aroused gay transgender jewish ginger with black skin who is sitting in a wheelchair with a swastika tattoo over his three nipples that spreads peanut butter on his dogs balls

guy 1: What the fuck is that guy doing to his dog?
guy 2: Oh thats just sam jordan, this is what he does.

by BB_JinkyWits November 25, 2019

Jordan and Jacob

Two people that do not absolutely talk to eachother but show emotions throughout text only.

Bro you’re being a Jordan and Jacob with your girl right now man up and talk to her

by penis in ur face June 11, 2019

jordan year

The 23rd and best year of your life. Named in reference to Michael Jordan, superhero basketball player, whose jersey number is 23.

I spent my Jordan year feeding starving children, writing the great American novel, drinking with my besties, and getting laid 1000 times.

by e-dubs, okayyy March 29, 2010

jasper jordan

The softest boy to ever exist.
A main character in the The 100 series. He's played by Devon Bostick.

A fan of The 100: I love Jasper Jordan! He's my favorite character!

by okjaa September 26, 2018

Jordan vallina

A street Whore faggot

jordan vallina is a faggot

by An Gay Retard March 15, 2017

Jordan Brooks

Jordan; A beautiful girl that is really funny, And she is a model. She is an amazing girl! -Truman(;

Jordan Brooks; A pretty amazing girl.

by Bestrunningback97 December 23, 2011