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When your walking down the hallway (specifically a left handed hallway)eating out your cats ass hole and you stub your toe on your right foot
I was heading to the kitchen with tom when I Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst myself
by potatoes fagit February 19, 2017
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that is like a Jerry Springer episode.

A unusual situation involving family members.
Did you hear Sue left her wife for her wives cousins husband, that is like a Jerry Springer episode.
by Bill&bob August 18, 2022
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Leaving a Jerry

when someone poops and leaves a skid mark on side of toilet bowl
by anonymous July 16, 2022
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Jerry

Jerry is a funny guy! Totally and completely loyal, well traveled, well educated, smart, funny, sexy, talented, good at everything, and a blast to be around, Jerry is such a great person.

The most awesome kindhearted guy, sweet, but stubborn. falls for one girl he would do anything for her and will always love her. He's so thoughtful and fun to be around. He does have anger issues and tends to get a little aggressive when provoked. He's funny and a terrible liar, but you can't help it, he's just adorable at those points. He can be awkward at some points but quickly regains his confidence. He doesn't really show his emotions, and thinks most people are annoying. He can be quite dense but really nosy it's overwhelming. He treats you like you're the only girl in the world and is really sweet, he will say the most cringy things so you can feel better. He will be there for you when you need him, and is always willing to get down to the bottom of why you're upset. Get yourselves a man like him.

Hell : Is she dating Jerry?
Haven : She is. Why?
Hell : She's so lucky! If I could date Jerry, I would!
Jerry is perfect guy!
by Loyal-Wolf November 24, 2021
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Cranberry Jerry

One who is seen as having reached the ultimate level of sauce and or displaying signs of undeniable rizz or charisma .
Ya'll gonna have to start calling me Cranberry Jerry at this point
by Woodside Wayne December 1, 2024
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Cranberry Jerry

One who’s giving the utmost praise for superior sauce
Yall gonna have to start calling me Cranberry Jerry from now on
by Craig White November 30, 2024
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