jenny cool

Cool chick. Great smile, loves music and science. Known to be reliable and a good friend. Was once described as a “14 year old adult”.

Looking forward to the fun 50th birthday jenny cool has planned! Mostly Normal Tour badges, Pirate Treasure hunt, good food, and shenanigans. Hope you can make it!

by Jenny Cool March 14, 2024

Jenny

A name for a horrible human being. Natural habitat found in United kingdom. Compete slut and slag. Ugly af and a yuna wanna be and Asian fishes actively. WARNING!!! being near a Jenny can give you HDI and you can even immediately get AIDS

"OMG ITS AN UGLY BITCH"
"Huh? I'm Jenny"

"Ugh you're such a Jenny"
"HEY!! I'M NOT AN UGLY, STUPID, ASIANFISHING, CUNT"

by chaeyoungisgreat November 21, 2021

Jenny

The kind of girl to cause you heart palpitations. A truly beautiful human being. She’s feisty, and you may argue with her sometimes. However, even in the most heated arguments all you’ll want to do is make her happy. She’s the one in a million kind of girl. The take home to your parents kind of girl. It’s rare for a woman like her to exist. Even rarer for her to exist in your tiny corner of the world. Consider yourself lucky to even witness her presence if you’re presented the opportunity. A marvelously gorgeous person inside and out.

“Wow I can’t believe Jenny really exists!”

“I know. She seems too good to be true.”

by Hwez August 11, 2022

jenny

jenny can be quite funny in some circumstances and always gives you food. she has fab hair but her ego is abnormally large. she thinks that she is amazing in every way and funny and smart but in fact she is just an umpa loompa inside and out. finally, she is scarily short and will never become taller than 5’2

what are you getting jenny for her birthday?
maybe some stilts or extra high heels...
why?
because she is a tiny dwarf and can’t see a thing from the height she is at

by most defiantly May 29, 2020

Check with Jenny

Justify your personal stance by consulting somebody close to you to check what the general consensus is for what was already a well-established notion and give you a perspective. Bonus points if it is your wife and you are the Prime Minister of Australia.

“Jenny and I spoke last night, and she said to me, ‘You have to think about this as a father first. What would you want to happen if it were our girls?’ – Jenny has a way of clarifying things, always has.”- Scott Morrison on his check with Jenny

by The Ladybug February 18, 2021