Hym "That's exactly what it is you smug fuck. You're perpetually trying to get me to pull you finger so you can fart in my face you fucking prick. 'ArE yOu TaLkInG aBoUt Me?' You think I don't fucking know that? Don't you think I already know exactly who that would go?"
by Hym Iam May 30, 2024

"Get the fuck on, you get at me"
by Thatbitchdnd October 12, 2020

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”
Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”
by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025

by Nachodee December 31, 2023

Angel Jose Robles To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" & Eliza Coupe To Angel Jose Robles:"'You Are Cute To Me Too'"
Angel Jose Robles To Eliza Coupe: "'You Are Cute'" & Eliza Coupe To Angel Jose Robles:"'You Are Cute To Me Too'"
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

You just don’t know how hard I have it right now
I am talking to the Jews of UrbanDictionary. They must think I am an annoying dickhead at this point.
I am talking to the Jews of UrbanDictionary. They must think I am an annoying dickhead at this point.
I guess you don’t like me
by anonymous March 12, 2022
