internet coolguy

n. An internet coolguy is often annoying and extremely disrespectful on the internet, but hilarious. Internet coolguys don't play by the rules, piss off internet toughguys, and use the internet for one thing and one thing only: to make other people feel worse about themselves. The internet coolguy will ask you questions about your personal life in order to feel out how important the internet is to you. Upon discovering significant importance, the internet coolguy will proceed to call you derogatory and hateful names until you either cry, get mad, fight back, or report them. The only way to defeat an internet coolguy is to either ignore him (no matter how difficult) or come to realize just how funny he actually is.

internet victim: "I'm on the phone with xBox support right now reporting your gamertag."

internet coolguy: "You think I care? Do you have any idea how many people have reported me? Tell ya what, call the person on the phone a fag too for me. And then tell them how much of a pussy you are for being a little tattle-tale."

by JimChach January 23, 2006

internet hoe

1.a girl that flirts with all the guys in the internet and in person does nothing and is quite

2.a girl that plays with guys mind on the internet

3. a monique

yo i was so getting at this internet hoe but when i met her in real life she was so quite it was a turn off

by jordan tizcon April 2, 2008

Internet Girl

An internet girl is actually a man because girls do not exist on the internet.

Alexk51: I am a girl
YourKidTastedGood: No, there is no such thing as an Internet Girl you lying bastard!

by person who knows stuff April 28, 2011

internet lingo

lol/lolz = laugh out loud
1337 = see leet
rofl/rotfl = rolling on the floor laughing
stfu = shut the f*ck up
stmfhub = shut the motherf*cking h*ll up bi*ch
g2g/gtg = got to go
omg = oh my god
wtf? = what the f*ck
wtfwt = what the f*ck was that?
meh = tch
wth = what the heck/what the h*ll
fps = frames per second/ first person shooter
zomg = over used version of omg
haha = haha
gth = go to h*ll
lmao = laughing my a*s off
lmfao = laughing my f*cking a*s off
hacker = someone who cheats
haxer = hacker
u = you
ur = your
4 = for
2 = to
noob = a beginner or someone who is not good
nub = noob
kick = remove
ban = permanently remove
lemme = let me
dunno = dont know
sometin = something
p*ssy = sex
... = ok, i dont really care
g4u = good for you
ferst = first
CS = Good first person shooter
These all i can think of on the top of my head,

The 11yr old CS playa

A game of cs with internet lingo in use

person 1 Dude, wtf?
person 2 stfu noob
person 1 haxer
person 2 lol im 2 good 4 u
person 1 gth haxer
person 2 lmfao why don't you ban me b*tch
person 1 GRRRRRRRRR
person 2 rotfl ur just a nub
person 1 lemme show u sometin
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
person 2 OMFG YOUR JUST A STUPID HA-person 1 *BANG HEADSHOT*
Person 2 has left the server

by [iX]-ST-AreNoth January 7, 2007

Internet high five

when two people chatting over the internet place their hands on the screen and high 5.

Guy1: i'd ask for an internet high five but i fear the rejection :(

Girl1: Aww i will

Guy1: 3 2 1 GO

Girl1: we are so cool

by dave anonymous davidson December 31, 2008

Internet black hole

When you get on the internet to do one little thing that won't take long, but then you see a link to something interesting, then something else, and before you know it you've spent three hours on your computer.

I meant to check my email then do some chores, but my email had Myspace updates and new videos on Hulu. I got sucked into an internet black hole.

by ViviWannabe January 27, 2010

Internet Deficit Disorder (IDD)

Internet Deficit Disorder (IDD) is a new phenomenon whereby all Lebanese citizens exhibit strange behaviors when the internet starts acting up. Symptoms include fear of rain (a common factor in connections cutting off) and repeatedly pressing buttons for no reason due to refreshing web pages so often.

A victim of Internet Deficit Disorder (IDD) uses an Umbrella indoors while it rains outdoors because he/she fears the loss of the internet connection.

by ResearcherWho! November 26, 2018