Hot Pocket

When a male shits in a females vagina and then has sex with the female afterwords
I did a hot pocket last night. It was sooo good.
by MassivePenis69 March 30, 2017
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The act of having sex with a tomato sauce covered penis.
I gave my girl the old hot pocket last night.
by Bridgetroll July 25, 2018
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A word used to describe someone who is very cute and kissable. The person can be so hot that, if you took a bit of them, they might burn your tongue.
“You are as hot as a hot pocket.”
Come inside me”, is what one might say to a hot pocket.
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by Catpowa February 22, 2015
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Person 1: Why did the whole 4th street die of STD's?
Person 2: I heard 3rd street gang sent a hot pocket and they ran a train on her.
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The release of excessive gas from the stomach or upper intestine (burping, belching) into ones own face mask.

Commonly a Hot Pocket carries warm, uncomfortably moist air. Results in the wafting taste and lingering smell of previously eaten or digested substances in the mask wearers face.
"What the hell did I eat!? I just laid down a Hot Pocket and I'm suffocating!

Antonym: Dutch Oven
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When you have sex with a girl on their period
man she totally hot pocketed me last night!
by Buttermilkbonelli September 22, 2019
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