similar to beer goggles, horn-rimmed glasses are what you have on when you think someone is very attractive, but it's just because you're really horny. originated from the victoria college campus at the university of toronto, where the students are 70% female.
"Girl, you totally had your horn rimmed glasses on last night. That guy you hooked up with is definitely not a 10."
by MMCJ September 15, 2014

He is really cool and all the best looking ladies love him. He is intelligent and wears a backwards hat. Haters like Riley are jealous of this awesome boy. He is also an awesome friend. :)
by 12StepKid May 23, 2019

by Kilowog1 April 25, 2008

Wow, it's only eight o'clock and the gardeners must be here already. I hear the Mexican french horns.
by dannyb December 24, 2007

He gets to you. He's dark and dangerous, and exciting and mysterious. He arrives on a cloud of scandal. And everywhere he goes, he stirrs up sex and trouble.
gotta love him.
gotta love him.
Joanna: Did you hear about the guy who just bought the mansion?
Roxy: Ya, I heard his name is Darryl Van Horne. Hes hot and rich.
Kat: Perfect.
Roxy: Ya, I heard his name is Darryl Van Horne. Hes hot and rich.
Kat: Perfect.
by Karmas UH byotch January 17, 2010

The sexual act where a female performs oral sex on a male. Upon male ejaculation the female pushes the semen out of her nostrils in a solid stream.
It was obvious that Greg has recieved an Alaskan Bugle Horn as Janet had semen streaming from her nostrils.
by The Purple Flute April 22, 2017

After a long day of cleaning the house for Betty Sue, Cleatus decided to repay her in bed that night by performing the dirty french horn.
by Cleatus and Betty Sue March 28, 2017
