homo on pogo

when a homo jumps off a roof and lands on a trampoline and the pogostick goes so far up his ass that he has to use a bunggermufin.A homo on a pogo.

Jacob puts a car shock on his pogostick and jumps off a two story house.Jacob is a homo on pogo

by jakes ballz are sticky December 26, 2010

False homo

A serious condition in which a straight guy deemed as gay by his peers starts to become attracted to men due to peer pressure.

Bob: Joe u r gay
Joe: NO IM NOT BOB

2 WEEKS LATER:

Joe: Damn bob u lookin fine in that jacket 😉
Psychiatrist: We have a false homo on our hands

by East Timor April 24, 2017

bad homo

a person who is bad at being homo

that straight guy is a bad homo

by BIGGEM JOHHNY December 01, 2013

Homo mayonnaise

When your giving head and you nan screams that she cant breath but you remember how much you hate her so you carry on, but then you remember you had taco-bell last night and you shit everywhere, so to try and make it up to you sister you piss in her mouth.

Me :Sorry about my homo mayonnaise last night

Gran gran: its okay hubba bubba

by Black ugly men April 18, 2023

Coffee homo

Someone who likes hipster coffee

Trude, you are such a coffee homo, you drink that hipster coffee

by PhilthyM May 31, 2018

homo-unerectus

a condition where your wang is hugified not by women but by men.

"Your gay, you suffer from homo-unerectus."

by chillagen June 05, 2005

homo gold

Men with hair bleached to either white or orange. The hair is usually short and full of styling gel.

Look at the fag with his homo gold hair.

by HeyFuckYou September 10, 2006