The Greg Commandments

1. We shall not betray Greg.

2. We shall spread the word of Gregatorius and follow in his word
3. We shall not sin against Greggy and we will be condemned if so
4. We must bow to our lord every time we encounter the God and our savior.
5. Treat your neighbor like how you would treat Greg
6. You shall not lie, replace, or steal from our grand master
7. You shall not curse or degrade our Greg or punishment such as murder, spanking, and words Greg wouldn’t want to hear would be done and said
8. Be obedient to Greg
9. If Greg chooses to marry and date anyone but his followers, respect his choice but behind his back cry all your tears out, don’t let our God see us vulnerable, we must be strong

10. If his fellow lads stare or degrade us, don’t be afraid to do it back

We must follow the Greg Commandments in order to succeed.

by imgay,reallygay September 5, 2021

Goregrimed

Often confused with weaksauced, this is the action of being inferior and a "lamer" at the same time. Originated on the popular MMORPG World of WarCraft on the Mannoroth Server by Clan Exitus.

That loot was totally Goregrimed!
or
That newb was Goregrimed by that 1337 hacker!

by Rhilk March 20, 2005

Greg-zema

A rare skin condition where the body has a uncontrolled allergic reaction to clothing of any type. Victims of this strange disease are forced to wear the bare minimum; usually resorting to mere speedos.

Also see Taylor Lautner Syndrome

Due to his greg-zema, Greg was forced to run through the library with only a speedo on

by thewinningsheen May 30, 2011

Greg

The biggest faggot and queer. He has no friends. lives a terrible life. everybody hates him. BIG DOUCHECANOE

Greg is the biggest homosexual ever.

by sdfghnjmk, June 1, 2018

Going to greggs

Smashing pasty repetitively until your penis is worn out

"Would you smash her pasty?"
"Yeah, I'd go to greggs on that for sure!"

Guy on phone "I can't talk now buddy, i'm going to greggs on this tasty ass bitch"

by Megaross March 26, 2010

gregged

Make a computer Operating System nigh-on unusable within a relatively short period of time, usually in the region of 6 months after re-installing the operating system and all required software.

Damn it I have gone and gregged this new computer!

by Penguin Zoo February 18, 2010

Greg

1. Someone who lacks cooking skills and cooks Texas Toast garlic bread in the toaster.

2. Male species of the phenotype nerd. Ears spontaneously turn red.

"Why is there cheese in the bottom of your toaster? Did you pull a Greg?"

by Dominique33 January 11, 2009