Gabe

Short ass nigga. Holds the world record for smallest dick in the world and likes being fucked by big sweaty black men

Gabe: ough ough ough
Person: what is that noise
Person 2: Thats gabe fucking a 2 year old
Gabe: Nigga Nigga Nigga

by The Real Definiton Nigga December 4, 2023

Gabe

A person who regularly does wrestling, and is fairly irritating about it. Likes to use slang that’s probably a couple months late.

He likes to complain about being “tall” when he’s around 5’10? Terrible flirt. He may be gay.

“Hey Gabe!”

“What’s up? I’m himothy.”

“Holy shit, you’re so fucking gay.”

by GabeHater771Hemaybegay December 13, 2023

Gabe

Gabe is the gayest person on earth, he might deny it, but we all know it's true.

Even despite all of this, he has the FATTEST most JUCIEST ass you'll ever see; he likes playing call of duty and screaming all fucking day.

Person: Omg look at this daddy with a fat ass
Dawg: Yeah that's Gabe

by havenstoe123 December 23, 2022

gabe

a cute boy with big muscular sexy abs with a nice LONG GIGANTIC 19 INCH COCK THAT DROWNS GIRLS IN CUM IF YOU MEET A GABE DATE HIM AND MAKE OUT WITH HIS BIG 19 INCH COCK HES SO CUTE RAWR

gabe is such a cutie!! BIG COCK

by gabybaby87 April 7, 2023

Gabe

Gabe is a stupid bitch who pulls no one except Hitler in his prime and Gabe is also a retarted looking mofo who has a 1-inch penis that's the size of his pubic hair if he has any

Did you see the way I tried to fart but instead it slipped out as a shart and looked just like gabe

by Spedkidsfolife69 April 24, 2023

whos gabes mom

jackie is his mom.

"hey arson i have a question,"
"yeah?"
"whos gabes mom?"
"oh, its jackie"

by yesitshername September 2, 2023

Gabe Virus

“Gabe Virus” or “ gamers flu” is the act of becoming a total game goblin. spaghetti bowls and empty water bottles stacked up next to the computer you haven't had a day from for the past year. these “Gabed” individuals so far down the hole of gaming and buried in.

this guy totally caught the Gabe Virus. His computer monitor totally had sweat stains all over it.

by Dud Dudlee September 11, 2023