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fruit booter

A Roller blader.Whether they are gay or not they are still gay. Skateboarding is better.
Stupid fruit booter got in my way.
by O'S December 6, 2002
mugGet the fruit bootermug.

Fruit Bats

Demonic little fuckers that love to steal fruit from small children all over the world, leaving it only half eaten so it must be thrown away afterwards. Must be destroyed before it lays its seeds of decay and spawns more creatures from the souls of small children.
My son...today, died...of fruit bats eggs...
by Eamm February 13, 2009
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Fruit Boot

Yo Kim look at those fruit boots over there!

Im not riding on the back of another man's motorcycle, I ain't no damn fruit boot!!!
by Swanson AL Bronson June 11, 2022
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Seasonal Fruits

When fruits disappear for the majority of a year and they come back to celebrate pride month
Omg happy Pride! The Seasonal Fruits are back!
by Pogoextreme June 1, 2023
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forebitten fruit

Refers to any comestible that you aren't allowed to eat for sanitary reasons, because a chomp has already been taken out of it.
If Adam had known about contagions the way we do in modern times, he might not have partaken of the forebitten fruit that Eve offered him, and so the couple's overall punishment might not have been so severe as it was after both of them had some of the apple..
by QuacksO November 1, 2018
mugGet the forebitten fruitmug.

Fruit Chunnel

"Fingering her fruit chunnel was like stuffing a turkey."
by LoezFelps December 13, 2013
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telephone fruit

Bananas!
They are sometimes called the telephone fruit because if you hold one like an old-style landline (corded) telephone handset it looks as though you really *ARE* holding a landline handset (aka. a telephone "receiver").
I'm going to the store to pick up some taper powels, poliet taper, grapes, and telephone fruit.
by Telephony November 20, 2021
mugGet the telephone fruitmug.

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