fortnite

that one cringey, stupid as hell, BITCH ASS GAME THAT NO ONE WILL SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT AND WHEN THEY'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT IT THEY'RE STEALING THEY'RE MOMS CREDIT CARD OR POSTING ABOUT ABOUT THEY'RE BITCH ASS BATTLE ROYALES.

Michael : Hey I heard Markus plays fortnite.
Jayse : Really!? well damn (sighs) another one bites the dust.

by Eat_Dat_Pussy_122 October 10, 2018

Fortnite

A game that steals every damn cent of your money just so you can ignore your gf and look fancy

Omg! Patrica I just got some v-bucks!
Isn’t that the fortnite cash?
...

by DevilsFoeNO1 June 2, 2018

fortnite

dance till your dead and literally cancer and ligma

you are fortnite: *cries*

by my memes xxxxl July 15, 2019

Fortnite

A game that single people play while they think about their ex

I play fortnite

by Samana20k8 July 1, 2018

Fortnite

A game that causes guys to lose their girls because they give more attention to the game than their girlfriends. Also they post their wins on snap but really no one cares about it. (Except some people)

ex: my boyfriend isn’t responding to me because he is busy playing that stupid ass game fortnite

by pettyassbitch_ May 12, 2018

fortnite

A game for kids who have no point of going out side and want to spend mommy’s money on it so they can feel good about them self

Did you hear how many kills he got

None he sucks ass man
(-)this shows don’t play fortnite and get laid(-)

by Jack butler hardcore gang January 20, 2019

Fortnite

A GAME WITH FRICKIN TRY HARD AND A WATERFALL OF FRICKIN SOCCER SKINS THA ARE SWEATY.

1: Yo BRO YOU WANNA PLAY FORTNITE?
2: NAH TOO TRYHARD GAME
1: DID YOU JUST FRICKIN REALISE THAT DUMMY YOUR BRAIN IS SMALL AS A AMIBA.

by I KNOW YOUR WATCHIN TORO EUIHD June 2, 2019