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Crunchy love flakes

Noun; When one is to jerk of in the sun and leaves the semen dribbled on ones penis. One would then proceed to sunbathe, allowing the semen to shrivel and dry.
The crispy flaky results are known as Crunchy love flakes
One can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires.
"Dude I was sunbathing and felt the urge to splurge, long story short I had some crunchy love flakes as a snack"
by ARSEFAIRY August 7, 2017
mugGet the Crunchy love flakesmug.

Sam-Flake

You fucking Sam-Flake!
by Welsh wizard January 21, 2022
mugGet the Sam-Flakemug.

jam-flake

A musician who agrees to play music with but never shows up.
I can't believe he didn'tshow up to play music, I think we got "jam-flaked !"
by ☆GENDA☆ September 22, 2016
mugGet the jam-flakemug.

Frosted flakes

Tasty cereal 😫by Kellogg’s
I like the cereal frosted flakes
by Naughtytoe March 11, 2021
mugGet the Frosted flakesmug.

Bake and Flake

1. When someone shows up to a social event for the day or night, smokes at the start, and bails
2. When someone has plans, smokes at home instead, and skips the plans
"Yeah he was going tot eh movie with us but he just showed, smoked, and left. He bake and flaked"
by Dr. Wordsdoctor December 8, 2018
mugGet the Bake and Flakemug.

Frosted Flakes

The act of cumming in a girls hair without her knowing, so it dries and when she brushes her hair the next day, frosted flakes come out.
I gave Torrey frosted flakes. Lol
by biggdickdaddddy July 9, 2016
mugGet the Frosted Flakesmug.

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