flake news

inconsequential news that receives airtime normally reserved for regular world events

There's just way too much flake news on TV. Honetly, who cares if David Beckham has a cameo part in a film?!

by Danlod May 22, 2017

Flake

Ryan Graesser.

Kellogg's had to pay Ryan Graesser endorsement money because he was such a frosted flake..

by JoeCreen August 24, 2017

pasty flakes

a male faggot typically one who has very pale skin also large amounts of dandruff.

man that kid gavin is such a pasty flakes.
-yeah i know right?!

by Gavin Suter March 22, 2016

Frosted Flakes

Friday you beat off rough and the skin gets flakey; the next day you beat off and you cum it lands on the flakey skin and burns, you have no choice but to use milk to soothe the pain.

“Hey Jared have you ever experienced Frosted Flakes? Have you ever felt THE BURN?!?

by unnamed the unnamed November 20, 2017

Flaking the Chain

masturbating on a boat

"Flaking the chain" is usually a term yachties use for making sure a boat's anchor chain doesn't get tangled when pulled up inside the vessel... but it's ALSO slang for when dudes working on yachts bust a nut in confined staff cabins, usually a quickie and in secret when the bunkmate is away.

by Uncle Joosie January 7, 2023

Frosted Flakes

The act of cumming in a girls hair without her knowing, so it dries and when she brushes her hair the next day, frosted flakes come out.

I gave Torrey frosted flakes. Lol

by biggdickdaddddy July 9, 2016