Filthy goon

A person that nobody likes, they probably smell really bad too. They ask the stupidest questions and they're incredibly annoying. Not someone you want to hang out with.

That kid is such a filthy goon.

He's the filthiest of goons.

by 6969 July 18, 2016

Filthy mcguyver

The act of making a condom out of whatever is on hand

The condom broke, but he pulled a filthy mcguyver and made one out of saran wrap and my hair tie.

by Mr.bunny86 July 23, 2025

Wake up filthy

Wake up filthy

Free nigga bluff=wake up filthy

by Milann July 1, 2022

Filthy Well

Upon hearing your significant other claim that they have to shit: Eating out your partner's asshole up to a point where he/she begs you to stop, as they are going to defecate right then and there - yet the tongue keeps searching for sweet, sweet aqua.

Alisa woke up last night and headed for the toilet - I got there just in time to give her a Filthy Well - it ended up messy.

by Fadder In Law January 17, 2011

filthy fingers

The Goddess Medusa's eccentric love child.

Medusa loved her filthy fingers, especially after they got hot.

by NeMo4life January 24, 2017

Filthy Fred

The act of inserting meat of your choice(preferably chicken) up the nearest staff member.

Worker 1: Oh no Greg is at it again.
Worker 2: Is it the Filthy Fred?
Worker 3: Dats hot.

Teacher 1: SAM!
Sam: No!

by Chicken Nugget Flipper November 24, 2021

Filthy Harrison

Fucking a girl until she passes out then ejaculating on her eyes so when she comes to she is blind for a little bit

I just did a filthy harrison last night

by Alex thicc February 8, 2021