After news reported that 1.5 million liberals marched on DC, Fox News to fair-and-balance 'd it by polling 100 CEOs.
by talkity talk July 25, 2020

Parking lot carnivals, usually around in spring, with cheap food, crappy kiddie rides, rigged games, awesome carnies, and of course, zonkeys.
by Snow Witch November 20, 2015

by lecter hekim December 31, 2018

Mondegreen of "fair Britannia",, the personification of the British Empire and Commonwealth of Nations.
The land of the Beaver shall forever remain loyal to the breasts of "firm bra Tanya" or fair bra Tanya.
From The Maple Leaf Forever:
In Days of yore,
From Britain's shore
Wolfe the dauntless hero came
And planted firm Britannia's flag...
From The Maple Leaf Forever:
In Days of yore,
From Britain's shore
Wolfe the dauntless hero came
And planted firm Britannia's flag...
by bitchuck September 15, 2024

by Chavington-Smythe September 22, 2010

An event when people reunite with one another, money gets waisted, relationships start to build up, dumbass drivers, burrito sellers become rich, shit load of candy, Navajo Nation police are suddenly FBI agents, drunks fill up the jail cells, & when girls wait for 9 months to become a single mother.
by Gay sh September 8, 2016

The yearly gathering for Slussalos and others who aren't down with the clown, at which the Ice-man serves cotton candy and vanilla flavored ice. Also, dunk violent J, and the tilt-o-whirl of impending sorrow, and the hall of mirrors and glory-holes
by brokeassninja April 2, 2004
