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To fair-and-balance

To engage in practices that result in fair and balanced news reporting.
After news reported that 1.5 million liberals marched on DC, Fox News to fair-and-balance 'd it by polling 100 CEOs.
by talkity talk July 25, 2020
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ghetto fair

Parking lot carnivals, usually around in spring, with cheap food, crappy kiddie rides, rigged games, awesome carnies, and of course, zonkeys.
S.I.R.: Right now, I'm torturing myself at the ghetto fair. It's awful.
by Snow Witch November 20, 2015
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fair slay

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a different way to define necessary or compulsory execution

ok ok, i was the murderer, fair slay
by lecter hekim December 31, 2018
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fair bra Tanya

Mondegreen of "fair Britannia",, the personification of the British Empire and Commonwealth of Nations.
The land of the Beaver shall forever remain loyal to the breasts of "firm bra Tanya" or fair bra Tanya.

From The Maple Leaf Forever:

In Days of yore,
From Britain's shore
Wolfe the dauntless hero came
And planted firm Britannia's flag...
by bitchuck September 15, 2024
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chavoir faire

Someone has chavoir faire if they know how to be a chav. The opposite of a chavemo.
George Clooney has savoir faire but I have chavoir faire.
by Chavington-Smythe September 22, 2010
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Navajo Nation Fair

An event when people reunite with one another, money gets waisted, relationships start to build up, dumbass drivers, burrito sellers become rich, shit load of candy, Navajo Nation police are suddenly FBI agents, drunks fill up the jail cells, & when girls wait for 9 months to become a single mother.
Natives never get along with White people at the Navajo Nation Fair
by Gay sh September 8, 2016
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darke faire

The yearly gathering for Slussalos and others who aren't down with the clown, at which the Ice-man serves cotton candy and vanilla flavored ice. Also, dunk violent J, and the tilt-o-whirl of impending sorrow, and the hall of mirrors and glory-holes
"Man, last year's Darke Faire kicked more ass than me at a Jugga-gathering."
by brokeassninja April 2, 2004
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