Farterfly

When you have a towel wrapped around your waist, fart and then wave the towel ends like the ends of a Butterfly.

*me with a towel wrapped around my waist*
*farts*
Her: Don't you Farterfly me!!!
Me: Flaps towel ends around

by Sir_Rutto July 23, 2022

farternity

An all-male college group of crude-minded baked-beans-lovin' studs --- I mean, I mean --- students!

My bluff jovial UCLA chum invited me to an uproarious backyard-barbecue party with his fellow farternity members --- both da food and da raucous companionship were fine, but my ears were ringing and my sinuses were burning by da time I left!

by QuacksO August 20, 2022

flaternet

Short for "flat internet", an implementation of the internet within a Flat Earth model

Alice: "Are you telling me I can't trust the internet?"
Bob: "Point at the internet on a map. Then I’ll trust them."
Alice: *draws internet scribble on a flat earther map*
Bob: "Ah the flat internet"
Mallory: "flaternet"

by a1gaius September 28, 2022

Fraturday Mood

When you are in a tired, lazy mood that you would be in on the weekend.

"I'm in a Fraturday Mood", said the lazy child

by BBUUNNYY November 1, 2022

Fraser

The most amazing person you’ll ever meet. He’s cute, funny and overall a great person to be around. He’s the sort of person to make fun of you in a cute way and is genuinely super sweet. He can come across a bit nerdy and shy but if you get to know him he’s loud and funny and super down to earth. He’s very easygoing and easy to get along with and even if he’s a bit annoying sometimes he’s still an amazing person.

“Omg who is that super cute guy”
“Oh that’s Fraser he’s so nice”

by eizzilmai January 30, 2023

frayerin

Frayerin is a beautiful and amazing girl that has a lot of nice qualities, such as being smart, giving good advice, very very very beautiful, and had big beautiful eyes that make you feel like your looking at the beautiful space from another galaxy.

Oh my god it's frayerin she's always so beautiful

by Tinsgy November 20, 2023

Farter Martyr

When you’re forced into a space with no escape and someone lets one rip. You are to suffer through the stench of a deranged butthole. May cause watering eyes, nose burning, brain throbbing, and feelings of despair .

Do not farter martyr me. I’ll make you pay for it.

I was stuck in an elevator and had to go from 1st to 5th floor and someone farter marytred me. Worst suffering of my life.

Dude she is the one for me . I farter martyr her all the time and she still loves me.

She died for the sins of my butthole.

Don’t be a farter martyr.

by Octimus Pwime’s mom November 22, 2023