Football Cockney

A Cockney football hooligans or Cockney racist scum

I saw a Football Cockney stubbling out of a pub the other day

by Joycey September 14, 2006

football fielder

A person who looks good from a distance (such as 100 yards) but up close they are downright ugly.

"Look at him he is cute"
"Wait until we get closer he might be a football fielder"

by knowwhatimean January 30, 2010

Football-app

This mythical beast, similar the dragon and griffin, has its origins from traditional mythology and believed by some to be real creatures

'the football-app, its real... i diggle you not!'

by welshy1984 May 6, 2010

Quarter Football

A game played between two people, sitting on opposite sides of a desk.

The object of the game is to slide a quarter to the opponent's side, with just enough power, so it sits on the edge of the desk. If this is achieved (worth one point), a field goal is awarded (also worth one point.)

The person who is scored on must make an "L" shape with both hands to form a field goal shape. The person who scored must pin the quarter between their thumbs and flick it into the space.

I was supposed to be working, but i spent the last class playing quarter football with my friend.

by roddickftw November 17, 2009

football turrets

The yelling of random profanity while commenting on a football game. Commonly used when one's favorite team messes up a simple play.

Adella: What the fuck? How did that son of a bitch catch the damn ball?
Trevor: Sounds like someone has football turrets.

by Tvland3458 April 3, 2016

football beer

Any beer that is advertised during a football game, ie, mass produced American swill.

Get me a nice microbrew, I'm tired of football beer!

by Call_Me_Red April 23, 2011

Hike the Football

v: when one is masturbating on the toilet, once one is about to finish, they stand up, bend over real fast and finish in the toilet, similar to a football player snapping the football

Billy: If you’re that bored, just go hike the football!

Paul: It’s too late, the play was already run!

by The Zachilles February 28, 2018