Football Cockney

A Cockney football hooligans or Cockney racist scum
I saw a Football Cockney stubbling out of a pub the other day
by Joycey September 14, 2006
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football turrets

The yelling of random profanity while commenting on a football game. Commonly used when one's favorite team messes up a simple play.
Adella: What the fuck? How did that son of a bitch catch the damn ball?
Trevor: Sounds like someone has football turrets.
by Tvland3458 December 25, 2015
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Quarter Football

A game played between two people, sitting on opposite sides of a desk.

The object of the game is to slide a quarter to the opponent's side, with just enough power, so it sits on the edge of the desk. If this is achieved (worth one point), a field goal is awarded (also worth one point.)

The person who is scored on must make an "L" shape with both hands to form a field goal shape. The person who scored must pin the quarter between their thumbs and flick it into the space.
I was supposed to be working, but i spent the last class playing quarter football with my friend.
by roddickftw November 17, 2009
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Football-app

This mythical beast, similar the dragon and griffin, has its origins from traditional mythology and believed by some to be real creatures
'the football-app, its real... i diggle you not!'
by welshy1984 May 06, 2010
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Hike the Football

v: when one is masturbating on the toilet, once one is about to finish, they stand up, bend over real fast and finish in the toilet, similar to a football player snapping the football
Billy: If you’re that bored, just go hike the football!

Paul: It’s too late, the play was already run!
by The Zachilles February 28, 2018
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football fielder

A person who looks good from a distance (such as 100 yards) but up close they are downright ugly.
"Look at him he is cute"
"Wait until we get closer he might be a football fielder"
by knowwhatimean January 31, 2010
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screaming football

A big screaming virgin shows their Viginity by loving football and evolving their life around football
by .. July 07, 2019
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