by Joycey September 14, 2006
The yelling of random profanity while commenting on a football game. Commonly used when one's favorite team messes up a simple play.
Adella: What the fuck? How did that son of a bitch catch the damn ball?
Trevor: Sounds like someone has football turrets.
Trevor: Sounds like someone has football turrets.
by Tvland3458 December 25, 2015
A game played between two people, sitting on opposite sides of a desk.
The object of the game is to slide a quarter to the opponent's side, with just enough power, so it sits on the edge of the desk. If this is achieved (worth one point), a field goal is awarded (also worth one point.)
The person who is scored on must make an "L" shape with both hands to form a field goal shape. The person who scored must pin the quarter between their thumbs and flick it into the space.
The object of the game is to slide a quarter to the opponent's side, with just enough power, so it sits on the edge of the desk. If this is achieved (worth one point), a field goal is awarded (also worth one point.)
The person who is scored on must make an "L" shape with both hands to form a field goal shape. The person who scored must pin the quarter between their thumbs and flick it into the space.
by roddickftw November 17, 2009
This mythical beast, similar the dragon and griffin, has its origins from traditional mythology and believed by some to be real creatures
by welshy1984 May 06, 2010
v: when one is masturbating on the toilet, once one is about to finish, they stand up, bend over real fast and finish in the toilet, similar to a football player snapping the football
Billy: If you’re that bored, just go hike the football!
Paul: It’s too late, the play was already run!
Paul: It’s too late, the play was already run!
by The Zachilles February 28, 2018
by knowwhatimean January 31, 2010
A big screaming virgin shows their Viginity by loving football and evolving their life around football
by .. July 07, 2019