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Blue Evans

When you’re with a bird and you slap her erse so hard it goes blue and splotchy
I was with a lass last night and I pure gave her a blue Evans
by Karmasutra69 August 30, 2021
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Evan Promise

When a friend tells you to come to a party because lots of girls are coming too. When you get to the party there is one hot girl and your friend calls dibs.
Friend- "hey man, you should come to this party! There are going to be so many hot girls!"
You- go to party
Friend- "sorry bro, there is only one hot girl, and I called dibs already"
You- such an Evan Promise...
by Banditofrisquitopocoito March 13, 2015
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Evan Vecchiolla

evan vecchiolla’s toes curl to ramen and cheese
by rileylovesJesus January 4, 2022
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lewis evans

Lewis Evans has a massive... Heart best person ever great lover

And hung like a horse
Lewis Evans is so fucking hot I want to call him daddy
by Mousey10 March 26, 2021
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Rhys Evans

A oceanic specimen who's been bred by two males , runs like he has 3 toes on one leg . He hopes to perform a Mexican Pancake on one of his brothers called Billy Evans
"look a Rhys Evans - half nonce half monkey who swings from tree to tree"
by Harnikfromaustria July 3, 2019
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Sharkboi Evan

An amazing person and the best friend you can ever ask for!! Even though he’s older, xe is still short. They always have your back and never leave your side!! Also he’s very fruity.
Me: is it alright if Sharkboi Evan comes over?
Mom: of course! We all love Evan! Tell Evan that he’s accepted in our house!
by Sister in law flo March 30, 2022
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Evan Hill

funniest nigga youll ever meet but can also be gay as fuck but he is cool and will ride for any of his niggas
by thatniggatrevor March 4, 2019
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