Ethan

a guy who smells like strait ass hole. looks like a bum, and is absolutely an totally stupid

yooooooooooo, hes such an Ethan, oh my goooooooooooood

by DylPickle293 April 20, 2018

Ethan

A really big jerk who says that he loves you and then breaks up with u for a stupid reason and he usually finds a new girl really fast. He also has a very small penis.

O....its Ethan lets leave.

by Penguin♡ October 11, 2016

Ethan

A person that you will have a love-hate relationship with.

"Oh, so that is Ethan. It all makes sense now."

by I am an alien I will abduct yo December 24, 2016

Ethan

Ethan is a big solid unit that would bang ozzy toe, Brad and kenzie. He is so cool. Any one steps to him he would bang them. He has a wap

Ethan is also in mission impossible

by Brad is kkk October 12, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is a boy that always flirts. He will randomly go up to girls and say "hello" awkwardly but acts like he's gay when talking to other people. He always sleeps in Chinq and Chinq history lessons , never stand up to greet the teacher and gets in trouble a lot. He is also the weird kid in school. He is a big retard who likes to play with an imaginary gaming device which is actually the cover of his stationary box. His emotions always look fake and says sorry in inappropriate situations. He gets suspiciously high grades that everyone thinks he's cheating which he probably is. Whenever he loses something, he always blames it on others. He is a very narcissistic person and thinks he's the best when he's not. Nobody likes Ethan.

Ethan is flirting again, how annoying!

Let's tell the teacher that Ethan is sleeping in class again, he'll be in so much trouble!

by OofBoi2718 November 8, 2018

Ethan

Is the type of guy that is not sweet hearted and has lots of acne. This type of guy is all talk and is a pussy.

Stop being an Ethan and fight me

by Yuhutuguv November 11, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is a decently smart kid, who has a very high ego. He also rates girls from 1-10 so look out for Ethan and know your worth. His looks are OK I guess, he's not cute but he's not ugly ( gust a little below average ). He likes trying to be the best even tho he never will be. He's also a try hard at sports, Math and Science. The sad thing sometimes he doesn't realize he can be an ass sometimes, but he will do as much as he can to make up for whatever he did. He also doesn't like shy people.

Nicole: Do u like Jeanaya?

Ethan: I would like her more if she wasn't so shy!!

Nicole: that's tea sis

by UTK,GJ,BB March 13, 2019