Flat Earther

Anyone so dumb that they believe the entire planet is flat, space and gravity are fake created by the government, and that any argument made against them to prove they are wrong is "Just what school TELLS you." Being a flat earther is a whole new level of stupid, it is impossible with anyone to make a valid argument against them without them saying "Well gravity doesn't make sense to me so it's fake." Flat earthers are also usually liberal femenists who happen to be gay or transgender (or some other gender, such as elephant) because that's a thing now.

Person 1:"Oh look, a flat earther convention!"
Person 2:"I bet the combined IQ of everyone in there is less than 50"

by CatEarthFTW June 1, 2018

big ears

any person with unusually big ears.

Prince Charles has big ears.

by Stuart Griffiths December 7, 2006

earshot

One of the best underground rock bands ever.

Earshot has relseased two albums. The first is called :"Letting Go". The second is named "Two"

by blu_iz_mi_color August 4, 2006

earth day

The one day every year that knowing how to play hackey sack can get you laid.

Lets play hackey sack on earth day it gets the ladies.

by Jizzy J May 3, 2006

fob ears

when you hear something that the person didnt say

my thongers: hey sandra!,
sandra: what why'd you call me sandal?,
my thongers: i SAID SANDRA YOU IDIOT. YOU HAVE FOB EARS.

by my my my May 19, 2006

The earth is flat

No its not

Timmy: The earth is flat
Jimmy: Its a sphere u smartass

by tecopux November 8, 2021

earth muffin

hippie/enviro/tree-hugger girls, especially the cute ones, and with a good connotation.

I'm gonna head down to the Green Festival and try to pick me up an earth muffin.

by Mark Zim January 2, 2009