diego

couch potato that loves fortnite and will spend his dads credit card

hes a diego

by v bucks May 25, 2018

Diego

A beautiful and hot person. Loving, caring and very athletic. Truly is athletic and nice !

OMG! Diego is so fast, his girlfriend is so lucky !

by Coco_diego May 25, 2018

Diego

THE WORST PERSON YOU COULD EVER MEET!! HE IS A MAN WHORE AND ALL HE DOES IS TALK BAD ABOUT PEOPLE AND YELL!!!!!! THAT SLUTTTT!!!!!

diego the worst person.

by asdfja;lszdjfvzsuodg';aszoijde June 21, 2019

Diego

A very nice and chill motherfucker who’s always there for you. But the bitch will not put up with shit he can’t handle. If something goes wrong then fuck, his whole day and mood is ruin. He’s very humble but he’ll still your girl. He’s probably a typical Mexican cholo or ranch type of dude.

“Hey Diego, you wanna go down town? For a joint or sum thing?”

“Nah man i don’t do that, let’s go to your house and goof off”

by That one crackhead in town July 5, 2019

diego

He is the most fattest guy in the planet he has the biggest stomach..

The diego is some big diego

by bobtheboss12 November 8, 2019

Diegos

Diegos are a very fat person because he eats so much mcdonalds he eats everything. He also eats alot of dick.

The Diegos are very big

by bobtheboss12 November 8, 2019

Diego

The most caring, sensitive, macho, hilarious guy you will ever meet. A Diego is someone who knows how to show a girl a good time. His humor is pure gold... he can make you crack a smile and laugh, even on the saddest day of your life. He knows you so well it’s scary- he’s a pro at reading people. He’s short, with dark hair and chocolate brown eyes, and he is such a cute lil bean! Although he acts tough, he cries sometimes. The facade can’t hide his sensitivity forever. A Diego is usually a Mexican, and as explained to me, “Here’s how dick size works: Black guys are at the top, then it’s me, Mexicans, then it’s white people, and then it’s Asians.” 😂 Even though he’s super confusing and oddly annoying at times, you can’t help but being comfortable around him. He’s super sweet, but he wouldn’t admit to that. Did I mention he’s also, like, the most inappropriate guy around? Still, you can’t help but love him! He’s got a great personality and an even better heart! Don’t let go of a Diego if you know one, because they’re absolutely fucking amazing! Thanks for always being there for me bro, I know I’m a dork, but you’re the best! 😂🤪💙😁

Brooke: Damn, is Diego really always this funny?
Jayden: Hell yeah! He’s such a fucking god, he should be a comedian!

by Ninja_Turtle_Fangirl_RAPHAEL! November 14, 2019