Diego

Typicaly a gay brown guy.

Theres a gay brown guy
Thats Diego
Figures

by anonymous October 9, 2020

Diego

This boy will be the nicest boy you'll ever meet. He may not have the best looks but he'll find a way to charm you by his words. He'll tell you over and over again that he would do anything for you even take a bullet for you. If you get the chance date him and than marry him.

me: Diego asked me out today!
friend: OMG! your so lucky!!

by one lucky person October 25, 2019

Diego

The biggest POOP ninja to ever live!

Yo look at that Diego! What a lame!

by Ghostmobb May 31, 2024

Diego

Usually a terrible and manipulative person. Someone who everyone hates because they are the type of person to brag about self-harm or something stupid like that.

"You're such a Diego!!" "Bro don't say that to me, you know how mean that is."

by CANT HAVE ANYTHING BRUH March 31, 2025

Diego

An old soul trapped in a young boy's body. The soul wants to be free and make love to carrots but the body is still developing brain cells that can actually work. Simply a weirdo.

"he's ugly and a bit of a weirdo"
"yeah his name is Diego"
"that explains it"
"cool"
"bye now"
"bye"

by severus cornelius February 15, 2018

Diego

Diego is the sweetest guy you will ever meet... He may be shy at times, but once you get to know him he is super friendly and is incredibly funny. He always knows how to make people smile when they are feeling down. It is very uncommon to see him without a jacket on... no matter how hot it is out. He is also veryyyy clumsy and spills everything... If you are friends with a Diego... you super lucky.

“Hey...that kid is sitting alone...”
“Oh.. let’s invite him over to sit with us”
“Sure!”
———————-
“What’s your name?”
“Diego.”

by Human1245 November 19, 2019

San Diego Gangbang

When a gangbang occurs (1 female and 2 or more males engaging in sex) and the men participating all are wearing backwards trucker hats.

Jas: Dude did you hear about the gnarly San Diego Gangbang that happened last night after that sick surf sesh?
Ricky: Yeah brah I was there! Three of us all had matching backwards Action hats!

by F. Udgepacker June 6, 2017