Cricketeer

An unfunny individual who tells horrible jokes, causing listeners to respond with cricket sounds.

The fat body was a cricketeer and told the worst jokes ever.

by Mr. Panda's Rim December 19, 2011

Cricket

The shitiest game u will ever play unless it is in a backyard and (snags) are invloved

(Big Bash) is okay but test matches are so shit

Cricket is so boring i would rather watch the grass grow or lets play backyard cricket

by asikcunt October 6, 2019

Chris-Crockery

an adjective describing things that look or act simmilar to Chris Crocker

wow your new hair cut is really Chris-Crockery

by ILOVECHRISCROCKER October 19, 2010

Crotch crocheting

A slang term for masturbation

When Tim was crotch crocheting Into Grandma’s wicker basket, he heard a door open.

by Uncommon Merganser September 12, 2019

Obsidian Cricket

An African-American with distinct facial and body features that resembles similar traits to a cricket.

"Your ass look like an obsidian cricket the way you move that hellcat around."

by Mr.GabeItches327 June 28, 2022

jimmeny cricket

If u take the jimmeny cricket u r takin the piss.

ohh my days breeze u took the fuckin jimmeny cricket on that joint!

by Reks September 7, 2005

Mud cricket

A rare breed of women who are country to the point that can't be turned away from

That girl is such a mud cricket.

by tadpol2013 May 30, 2016