crank the cradle

Masturbate, mostly a guy.
For a female the correct sentence is wiggle the jiggle

Duudee, I just saw Lindsay again. I gotta get home to crank the cradle!

by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019

cranking the horse

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.

He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.

by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025

Crank a yankee

A British euphemism for giving an American a handjob.

“So Stacy, are you gonna crank a yankee tonight?”

by Kayakayak January 26, 2019

Crank Music

High Powered fast paced bass music originating from Detroit created by DJ Body Mechanic.

That Crank Music is the bomb.

by Body Mechanic November 21, 2019

Crank

People or a person that shows no respect others....especially in a shared house...also known as mongs, retards and scroats.

Meredith "Hey guys it's -3 in this house what's the deal about turning the heating off on a daily basis?"

Guys " Erm.... what do you mean?"
Meredith "I'm fucking freezing that's what I mean?:
Guys "Oh I see....we will make sure it's on from now on".
Meredith" Your all a bunch of cranks....i'm going for a wank".

by X GON GIVE IT TO YA January 7, 2016

Crank Rats

A subtle way to disguise your displeasure when having to offer obligatory congratulations to someone.

Mike: Hey, I'm going to marry your ex-girlfriend
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")

by Brever February 22, 2019

Cranking

Not what Maria thinks it is.

You can’t trust Urban Dictionary Maria, that’s not what cranking means.

by Pipsnob December 6, 2020